I am out of control

And it's only going to get worse as I continue to figure life out.

Just wanted to give you a heads up.

 

cool. so you're gonna be RT's next drugged out crazy drama queen psycho? i'm happy for you!

 

and I was so hoping for something different for a change...

 

Haha. Not that kind of out of control.

Drugs are bad. And I mean that, sincerely.

Imma be that guy you see on the news getting arrested for pissing in the middle of Old Navy and shit. THAT is the kind of out of control that I am.

Or maybe the guy that gets fined $5,000 for blowing up his own car with a propane tank just to see if it works....

Etc etc, so on and so forth.

Money + power + knowledge = Me acting like a donkey.

 

he's got a penis... i'm pretty sure that the last few had vajayjays. (damn you oprah!)

 

does he now?

 

Are you going to put on lady's clothing and spray graffiti on the elementary school? Because if you do, I want some credit for the idea.

 

i've always wanted to piss all over old navy....i hate that fuckin store

 

I hate Old Navy, too! Mostly because of their commercials. I have a few flag shirts from there because my parents thought it would be oh so festive to have matching t-shirts at the family reunion on the 4th of July.

 

I hate old navy. Their clothing sizes are all like garbage bags.

 

Kinky, not only am I going to dress up in womans clothes and spray paint the PRE SCHOOL, but Imma do it on recess AND video tape it for you guys.

Old Navy does suck.

I wanna piss in Pac Sun too now that I think about it. But straight onto the clothes in that place.

 

sorry, old navy is the only place that sells pants that fit my skinny little girl. and nice shirts for school, too. so y'all can suck it.

 

I wont piss in yours, don't worry.

But I will take a shit in Papa Johns. I hate their pizza. And their delivery is always late.

 

that's good. i love their clearance racks.

and fuck papa johns. except their banana pppers are addictive. i need to just go get a jar.

 

Says the man that can't fart in front of people.

 

he also mentioned he could pee anywhere...so maybe he'll just pee in there. h should eat lots of asparagus.

 

As long as you don't puke, or piss in the house or car... all rules for the dog partain to you as well.

 

Those are fire. And that garlic sauce they send.

Too bad I'd rather pay $20 to eat a pile of my own shit than eat a free Papa John's pizza.

 

Anyone try Little Caesar's jalapeno bread?? good but baaaaaaaaaad!