Would you Date Someone With a Hudge Boil on there Ass?

What if they have a huge ass and just a tiny boil?
That's tricky.
It's like these fat ladies - they can keep a grill cheese hot under their sweaty fat armpits for hours.

 

a huge ass?

then I'm in love


huge asses are the only kind of asses there should be

 

...ugh...

 

tiny asses were outlawed by Obama

didn't you hear about that?

 

Ugh...a friend of ours once had two boils, one on his forehead and one on his ass. He had to soak in baths of warm water with Epsom salt. And uuuugggghhh...thinking about that thing that came out of his head and the hole it left when it finally burst. Usually thoughts don't make me want to hurl, but that...was so fucking nasty. I have a picture somewhere of him with a q-tip sticking out of his forehead. Uck uck uccck.

 

did you ever lick it?

 

Fat bottom girls you make the rockin' world go round. I don't think I've ever met anyone with a boil, let alone had one. Funny that in ancient times boils were often seen as curses from God, man.

 

No way...he kept it in a plastic baggy and chased me with it. A lot.

 

i'd keep it in a plastic baggy too



forever

 

This thread is making me hungry.

 

yeah, I had to eat after reading it too

 

I have a hankering for grilled cheese now.

 

Now I have a hankering for grilled hudge boil...
All joking aside I sometimes get little butt pimples their sooo annoying to get rid of

 

Too much info...

 

I'm not the judgement type.

 

I'm safe.

 

Use a loofah...scrub a dub