What do boobs feel like?

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by dreadlocksftw, Mar 27, 2009.

  1. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Hey, fifteen year old virgin here and I'm curious as to what boobs feel like. I have none of my own, just muscle and bone. : /
     
  2. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    like fat muscle and bone :)
     
  3. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Lies. They have to feel squishy or something. : O
     
  4. RandomOne

    RandomOne Member

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    like a squishy fat person, but nice :)
     
  5. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    they feel like $10 an hour!
    hah jkjk.
    just go up to a chick in school and be like "whoops!" pretend to fall and just grab her boob.
     
  6. Wasteland

    Wasteland Member

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    Grab your ass. You grabbin'? Good. They feel like that, but a rounder shape with a pointy thing on it. Or fill a balloon with jell-o, if you don't have an ass.
     
  7. Hyde

    Hyde Member

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    They feel like something that feels good, man. Thats all you need to know, and someday you'll get to feel 'em too. Just don't take that 15 year ol' virgin shit and make it 40, second base isn't somethin' you want to miss out on, but home is faaaar more rewarding...
     
  8. WelshSorcery

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    They feel like large hamsters, although they don't tend to run around as much.

    Like hamsters, they usually only come out at night too. And then spend an hour riding on a wheel.
     
  9. tomboy_chick

    tomboy_chick Member

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    are you asking what it feels like to have them? or what they feel like to touch? or what it feels like to have them touched? ... lol
     
  10. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    ^ please write a paper detailing all of the above.
     
  11. ~InTheSky~

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    I wonder how many of us are sat here now feeling our boobs..

    Try filling a balloon, or plastic bag with custard or jelly or something.
     
  12. WelshSorcery

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    All of them, plus what it's like to dip them in honey and leave them out for the ants.
     
  13. Hippie McRaver

    Hippie McRaver Senior Member

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    ... like a bag of sand
    [​IMG]
     
  14. littlehippieee420

    littlehippieee420 Member

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    i don't think there is really any way to describe it. ahaha, these posts made me laught a lot though.
     
  15. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    10 bucks an hour your a mighty cheap whore

    i got 10 lets do this :rolleyes:
     
  16. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    This is an identical thread to one that was started about a year or so ago.
     
  17. JoeyPB

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    Damn it. That was my idea. I was going to say to fill it with pudding and grope the side with the knot on it for a "nipple experience".

    It's funner to pop a pudding filled balloon than a breast though.

    If you want an old woman boob experience, fill the balloon with a bit of pudding so it only fills the bottom and grope that as you dangle it with the other hand....or just grab your testicles.
     
  18. Kama

    Kama Member

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    Like everything that is good and right about the world.
     
  19. dreadlocksftw

    dreadlocksftw Visitor

    Grr, this is only making me want to touch a boob more. Must...Get...Girlfriend!
     
  20. Nova?!

    Nova?! The Walrus

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    Kaye, but you need to pay first.;)
     

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