Insult the Poster above you Episode IV

tickles when she holds you down....

 

He fart ever time he pick up something heavy....

 

has unstoppable walking farts

 

farts and burps at the same time, while blowing her nose

 

really not as talented as me. shit everytime tries to blow his noes

 

Licks the toilet bowl clean after each use.

 

drinks for the toilet....

 

wear those cheap shoes that close with velcro

 

Hain't got no hair on his haid, its all on his back & neck....

 

has days of the week magic markered on his underwears

 

doesn't believe toilet paper is needed

 

enjoys bathing in human excriment to unwind after a long day.

 

you have to clean the toilet seat every time someone wants to use the bathroom after you

 

he never hit the toilet when he pee's....gets it everywhere....

 

leaves a blood trail from the bed to the toilet every month

 

when he jacks off he licks his fingers afterwards.....

 

constantly wants to lick my fingers and she doesnt realise how much her spit stinks

 

eats and chomps his food with his mouth wide open.....

 

cuts his beard every month to put it in soup

 

has to have to jobs to support his Marlboro habit.....