I'm going to attempt to buy

A multi-million dollar salon, on Monday.

Wish me luck. :cheers2:

 

like a hair salon? could be cool, could be a bad investment, you never know. Goodluck!!

 

A salon? Like a hairdresser?

You should buy a saloon. Then change your name to Al, say "cocksucker" a lot and double it as a brothel. It would be awesome. I'd go there.

 

I'm pretty sure the clientele at this place would stop showing up after the third time I dropped "cocksucker".

It says the owner will carry the note and any offers will be heard.

I've spent my whole afternoon running numbers and I think I can make $4,000 a year after seller payments. But the clientele includes the now first lady, and royalty. I'd be doing it for the real estate, which is included in the offer and for the ability to rub elbows and get acquainted with the clients.

 

And I'd be behind the scenes. Not cutting hair.

Fucker. haha

 

Can I get some free hilites and a shaggy bob?

 

What, something wrong with cutting people's hair?

I still maintain you should get a saloon. Way cooler. And you could say "cocksucker" as much as you'd want!

 

Yeah, I'd jack it up. haha

I'd much rather own a saloon, but when you're talking 0 down and a VIP client list.... I gotta take a shot. Then I'll have one of them invest in my saloon.

 

Let me know when it's up and running. The saloon, that is, I don't need haircuts.

So, this clientele.. are you talking about the actual first lady, and proper royalty, not as in captain crunch and count chocula?

 

Right. Michelle Obama has been a regular at this salon for some time, according to my broker. Though the recent move may slow her visitation, there is still a "laundry list" of celebrities/wives.

It's well enough established that I don't feel like it could go wrong.

As long as their valuation isn't skewed.

I'm still going to need to see the books and yadda yadda during due dilligence, but I'm making the official offer on Monday.

 

Deal, but you have to advertise for me to EVERYBODY!

AND

You'd better put on your BEST designer shit before you show up.

 

I so will and I so will. At least I'll wear a designer handbag, my designer clothes aren't fitting too well these days!
I'll sew you some hair dryer cozies .

 

Seriously cozies are th emost retarted thing to sell. I really don't need a paded cover for my tea kettle that I use multiple times a day, but thanks!-seriously. Go sew some doll house curtains or some shit.

 

I meant sew not sell, I have selling on my mind obviously .

 

Just don't go showing up in sweats, ya dig?

And I'm good on cozies.

Thanks though. :cheers2:

 

What if I bedazzle them first?

 

What if I pull out my old sweats that say Juicy on the ass and bedazzle around the Juicy? They have a hole in them too somewhere, but I'll bedazzle around that to make it look better.

 

I'll bedazzle my own personal hole as well.

 

How about you go to the most expensive clothing store you know of and just leave the tags on.

Real talk though..... I'll kill you.

 

No you won't...I'm too sweet in person to kill.