Holy Shit

My evil friend is pregnant. She didn't tell me.

I just want to go over to see her now and be all girly about it. :tongue: Now I need to go buy some stuff.

I might have to wait about my tat after all.

 

how the hell did that happen?

 

my sister isnt telling me something so i think her and her husband have some announcment to make when they get back from Manchester

 

She got married and then knocked up. I missed her wedding due to clashing schedules and she forgot to mention the belly. Pfft I think she figured I would be dodgy about it.

 

were there pics?

 

that reminded me to seen the rsp for my friends wedding, thanks treehugger

 

She posted a belly pic for everyone to see. Not something you would care about.

 

no, i meant pics of her getting knocked up....

 

Yeah no. Schell may threaten to rape me and then sacrifice me...but she's not going to share pictures of her getting knocked up.

 

too bad


that would have been hawt


and i could have used a fap

 

You don't even know what she looks like.

 

when has that ever stopped me before?


besides, naked is naked

 

She has really big boobs, in fact she makes me look flat chested.....and you hate big boobs.

 

What tat you're going to get?
Oh, is that William Blake?

 

A drawing I did that I already gave her.

Yes it is. I love his artwork and The Lovers is my favorite.

 

I like that guy who's undecided of his.
Where are you going to put it (the tat)?

 

My back. I want to be able to hide it if need be. She on the other hand is slowly becoming covered in ink.

 

Screw her, get the tat. I got a new one last Tuesday!!!

 

Ah but it would be cheaper to have her do it. Plus it would be great to hang out with her again. She lives so far away that I rarely see her.

 

Nevermind then.