I said I love havin' sex...

but I'd rather get some bread... I said I'd rather get some bread; I said I'd rather get some bread....

What would you choose over sex?

 

Getting some bread from an italian bakery would be lovely.

 

I meant bread as in cheese.

And not cheese as in Gouda, but cheese as in cabbage.

And not cabbage as in corn beef, but cabbage in the way of MONEY.

Money > Pussy.

 

Well yes, that equation is elementary. Money > Anything that's not money.

 

Honestly right now, I just want sex. *shrugs*

 

...ugh...what a disgraceful thread title - you'll end up being banned one of these days.

 

Who me? They'd never dream of banning me.

But just in case..... :leaving:

 

A day of nothing, pure R&R.

 

Tell you what, you send me your kids tomorrow, and I'll send you mind on Wednesday. We'll both relax. :cheers2:

 

My sister said to my wife "he's always been luck with money". So I'll just take the sex.

 

Oh but it's not really the kids, it's just life in general, never enough hours in the day, weekends fly by much too quickly. It's always rush, rush, rush during the school/work week. But even the weekends, for me at least, are spent doing this, doing that, and before I know it it's Monday morning again.

I'm living for the weekends, the school breaks, just so things can move at a more relaxed pace.

 

i would like a personal assistant who cooks cleans takes care of kids, is a self made millionaire probably online or stocks or some shit cause he's usually busy doin stuff for me, he would also have to be strong physically and have a good work ethic...he'd always tell me i'm right and have the ability to make me laugh on cue, and know when to not talk because i could possibly kill him at any second for no apparent reason.... edit: i forgot this was in place of sex, in place of actual intercourse or all sex acts? because if it's just intercourse then he could still give me head on demand right? i would give up sex even without that if he was capable of the rest...

so unless "he" shows up anytime soon, money is where it's at

 

i'd choose pie over sex. i say pie as in pie, the dessert you eat

 

I choose sex...with a bread baker

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRYPhxhaSL8

I had to.

 

I was thinking this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3tOxEmapWA

 

I need money more than I need sex right now.

 

Why?

 

Why what?

 

I would choose sex over...er...over...mmm...better sex???

...hey olpipie - if you're in such a dire sittuation - maybe you could sleep with me? I'll give you money if you give lend me r anus. I like to enlarge the circle of my friends...