Fucking mountain of dirty clothes

I doubt I'm going to be paid much today but I'm willing to share my earnings if someone will come help me put away the laundry.


10 loads and I'm still not done....and I still have to organize the closet. Why did I agree to this?

 

Send me gas money.

 

I would if you could be here in five minutes. Seriously.

 

One of us lives too far away.

 

You do - I only live thirty minutes away from here.

 

Story of my life.

 

Maybe if you did some everyday...nah...forget that...another stupide idea...

 

These aren't my clothes. I keep mine clean.

I'm being paid to do someone else's laundry.

 

Oh - so what's the problem? You're making a few $$$ and helping someone. That's great!!!!

 

I'm starting to smell like dirty laundry.

Plus I'm wanting to be outside in the sunshine because I feel good today. Basically I am being a whiney butt.

 

At least you're not a booger butt.

 

Is that like a cottage cheese butt?

 

I don't know. I'll have to Google it.

 

No thanks! I've got seemingly endless loads of laundry around here. Just when I'm all caught up (or so I think) it just starts piling up again at lightening speed.

 

Is that bad? What did you use to smell before? If you smelled shit - well, smelling like dirty clothes is one step up.

 

Blah. I hate laundry, it never ends, we should just throw away our clothes and buy new ones whenever they get dirty

 

i literally have a mountain, i need some help too....... someone........... please.........

 

I don't mind laundry. You want to send me yours by mail?

 

I had a mountain earlier now it's like a small hill, problems get smaller when you don't procrastinate.

 

...or if you give them to someone else...