can you feel that?!

yeah i can feel the heat coming. its 23 degrees here and its sunny and i`m happy about it, I was starting to get really damn sick of the cold and winds and snow

 

23 is still fucking cold GG

 

Not in Celsius.

 

wait wait... grab my sac again...

Yeah that is good.

 

Doc finally got that sewed back on, huh?

 

I fell out of the hayloft yesterday
The only thing I feel today is agnonizing pain and pissed off that I'm stuck in bed temporarily and without my laptop!
Oh I'm also pissed that muscle relaxers don't work
At all !

 

Why don't you get your laptop? Surely that'd make lying in bed 10x easier to deal with?

How high up was the loft, bout 15 feet I'm guessing?

 

12.5 feet....fell through some rotting floor

landed on my back

laptop is at farm, i put in a request to have it brought to me, but i doubt that will happen...im not going to stay in bed anyways, i dont have time for it....but i imagine by the end of the day im going to be totally haggard and ready 4 death

 

That's a decent fall to be right on the back. I took about an 8 foot fall like that when I was 12. Couldn't walk right for days.

Staying in bed probably isn't the right answer anyway. Make you all stiff and shit. Though back-breaking labor probably isn't the right answer either, so who knows. haha

Just the way I like 'em.

 

"decent" is right....

its' a good thing i'm a ninja otherwise i'd be completely out of commission...

i'll just walk it off (like my grandpa told me to do lol) i actually finished chores drove back to the city, went to grocery store, came home got kids bathed and into bed and paid some bills...

i thought it would just go away.....it didn't

oh well, i guess a day of porn never hurt anyone hahahhahahha

 

you have weed and booze


why are you complaining about pain again?

 

This man makes a good point.

Makes me wish I fell like that so I had a reason to get sauced at 9:30 in the morning. Haven't done that for years. :cheers2:

 

want me to push you off a bridge???


it'll only cost ya 2 days worth of poop

 

Yeah, that'll work. No "Macho Man" elbow drop this time though. I don't have 50k for a new spleen.

And piss before we get there. That wasn't funny.

 

Yes. Yes I do. But, I told you to stop putting your hand up my ass - I'm not a meat puppet.

 

Why are you complaining? Don't you usually have to pay good money for that kind of service?

 

the weed actually....*deep breath*...oh god...

this is so hard to talk about....




the weed...*sobs*

the weed made the pain worse


Im not going to get drunk at 7 am....I'll just end up feeling worse...

so why dont you just shutup ok...


im just kidding,im sorry im just stressed- its weird not being high

im going to throw back a few muscle relaxers hopefully get in the hot tub and smoke a joint, then sleep most of it off in time to get some shit done....

 

then you don't have good weed

 

Unless it's making her cough that hard in which case it must be fire.

Then again, women don't usually know about weed anyway. You're probably right.

 

wrong

the weed makes me focus on it more for some reason and start snowballing the situation into me being paralyzed in a week and catatonic shortly after that

i think the problem is that it's too good and i innately need to move a lot and be able to run around doing shit ...having to think about getting up and smoking a bowl or getting a drink is quite the process, I have to build up the courage lol....