The funniest thing happened last night.

OK, me and my friends were at the strippers last night, and we were getting a table top dance from one of them, but then, out of nowhere, she farted.... and, we just had no idea what to do, it obviously totally put us off, we didn't know if we should leave, do we get out money back, I don't know.

Well, my friend, he didn't even blink, with a completely straight face, didn't say a word, he reaches into his back pocket, pulls out a cigarette lighter, holds it up to where she farted and lights it lol, we all burst out laughing, it broke the awkwardness that was there, he's good at thinking on his feet like that.

 

Was his face in her ass at the time?

If not, no worries.

 

I've stopped reading after I read "stripper" - the Pope doesn't endorse these things.

Oh - and did the fart catch on fire btw???

 

she farted and you didn't pay her extra?/!?!?!


i'd have bitch slapped all of you if I was her...

 

Bitch slap is even more expensive.

 

hahaha
That is classic.

 

I find it painful to post in JY's threads


but I do it because I'm kinky like that.....

 

She farted first and then he lit it ??? That won't work..

Back to the drawing board with you..

Peace

 

Perhaps just to get rid of the stench...not actually to "light it"

 

I would have breathed extra deep


NOT tried to get rid of it


hell, I'd have been asking for more than a fart

I'd have been like "damn bitch, it sounds like you gotta shit. You can come squat on my face and drop it there baby"

 

...and somehow - I do believe you would've liked that.

 

of course, otherwise I wouldn't have begged for it

 

Gk---what in hell is your fascination with brownies?

 

nothing like being reminded your sexual object is a person. they should fire her.

 

I know, right? She probably has feelings, too.

 

I'm not talking about brownies

 

Well, they aren't brownies YET...you have to add the flour and eggs and bake @350 for 20 minutes.

 

exactly

 

C'mon---you know what I mean.

 

hahaha! she farted?! she musta been so embarrassed!