HF Morning Shit

take it here



*squats*

*pushes*

*grunts*

..........................

 

Whoops, I already flushed mine. Twice, because it didn't go down the first time.

 

Yeah I already took my shit while I rolled this mornings blunt.

 

i always find myself flushing 3 or more times

 

i can't believe no one saved their shit for me



*stomps away pissed off, shit still hanging from my sphincter*

 

I don't always have a morning shit.

 

Ever have to cut it up with a knife? Every bathroom should have a shit knife.

 

I just use my teeth

 

You're a contortionist or you mean your teeth as your dentures??? ...and if you meant your dentures, that you stick up your ass to unblock - do you rinse them afterwards or you just put them back in your mouth???

 

she's not referring to a shit unblocker....


she's referring to a knife to cut the shit that has already come out because it is too big to go down the toilet drain

and I don't bother with knives, I just pick it up and bite it in half


mostly tho, I keep the biggest ones so nothing ever really actually gets flushed.... just the clean water

 

Ganja just picks it up and bites off the end like a cigar...

 

perfect way to describe it

 

I had several this morning, and no grunting was involved so take that. Not feeling so hot, felt like I was going to throw up last night and this morning. But feeling a tad better now I think. I hope. I'm due to go to the school in an hour and a half to help out in the kindergarten classroom's afternoon activities. Man, I hope my favorite mommy friend is there this afternoon, it's always so much more fun when she's there!

And I hope my younger son behaved himself today. My daughter I never have to worry about, him, he's a little spitfire.

My oldest, he's in testing all day, he'll be worn out by the end of the afternoon because this is his second day of it. The school wanted to do further testing on him because they feel he is exceptionally gifted, and are looking to put him in some more advanced classes and whatnot. Now you should see how big that kid's head is. As if it wasn't big enough.

My kids all had a conversation about poop this morning actually. It was really making me even more nauseated than I already was at the time. I was trying to make up a game where I named a letter and they had to give me a word that started with the same letter. Some of the words they gave were "poop", "crap", "fart", "gas", and "stink". Ugh, I'm telling you Ganja, you would get along so well with them.

 

my kid talks about poop all the time now.....


and he always makes sure he points out when any pooping is taking place.... anywhere

 

Sounds like my kids. And you would think my daughter wouldn't participate in that kind of discussion, but she's just as bad as her brothers, which is one of the reasons why I think she's so popular with the boys at school. She knows how to interact with boys, being that she has two brothers.

 

My kids are like that too. I think it's a requirement.

 

i just never seemed to progress past that stage

 

I see some of you guys flush.. What a waste..

Peace

 

I don't remember being obsessed with poop talk when I was a kid. But who knows, maybe I was and just don't remember it.

 

i remember pooping in coffee cans when I was a kid