Are kittens a reference to pussy - are you trying to ruin the spirit of this fucken' nice jesus christ clean thread???
Yeah, but, is it VEEEERY nice or just nice ordinary? I might have to delete your post depending on your answer.
You can't delete it. And it's very nice but not VEEEERY nice. It's part of a stand for my laptop so it's cool.
Ok, I won't delete this time. Just make sure you keep it nice though. Otherwise I can always come back and delete this thread. I'm relying on you to be responsible and edit your post if you feel that your keyboard isn't nice enough. Remember, eat three vegetables a day and write something nice in this thread. Oh, and don't assrape grandma - or grandpa too...
I don't think I get my full amount of fruit and veg each day.. Which doesn't make much sense since I'm vegetarian.
You can't write the word "shit" in a "nice thread" - it makes it shitty. If you wrote it by accident - induce vomitting.