1 thing u did yesterday, 1 thing u did today and 1 thing you are going to do tomorrow

Yesterday I ate a banana, today I went to the shop and tomorrow I am going to watch the telly.

 

yesterday i had sex, today i ate raw honey, and tomorrow i am going to climb a mountain

 

Yesterday I made my way through the entire series of Firefly-well the second half,
today, I tied the dog to me and we chased the child on her bike through town,
tomorrow, maybe I will sleep...maybe

 

pooped


for all 3

 

Me too, only I didn't masterbate with it, at least not today or yesterday.

 

I won't get to masturbate with my poop tomorrow as my wife will be home and she will want my poop for her own masturbation


but yesterday and today I did


twice

 

yesterday - had a committee meeting

today - went to the hospital in attempt to get health insurance

tomorrow - mailing out application for insurance

 

yesterday-went shopping with friends

today-lazed about the apartment and typed my first resume

tomorrow- possibly going to the mall.

woooooooo.

 

Yesterday I stood under a railway bridge,

today I ate pasta,

tomorrow I will see a film.

 

Work, for all three
Better answer?

Yesterday- ate some Oreo cake I made
Today- I was bathed by my fiancee before a massage
Tomorrow- driving my fiancee to the leafs game and spending the night very alone.

 

Yesteday I worked @ the office.Today I worked @ the office.Tomorrow I'll be...aw...I think you can guess...

 

yesterday i breathed. today i breathed. as for tomorrow, i don't like to make plans in advance.

 

Yesterday I washed clothes

Today I kissed a boy

Tomorrow I will bathe.

 

Yesterday I watched that Nick Cage film, 'Knowing'

Today I tripped my balls of thinking about aliens, because of said film.

Tomorrow I am going to quit Mushrooms.

 

yesterday i gave a pretty sweet blowjob
today i got screamed at because other people are fucktards
tomorrow i'm going to bed super early

 

eat
eat
eat

 

Yesterday, I sang on stage in Thai.
Today, I had early morning sex in the shower.
Tomorrow, I'm going to write a poem.

 

yesterday I wrote an essay
today I tried to get a vag piercing but could not cause my lady junk is too small...boo!
and tommorow I'm going to finish a load of crap I have to do so I can FINALLY sleep!

 

yesterday i got drunk and lost something
today i ate 5 brownies
tomorrow i hope i will be traveling

 

You back to your excrement fetish?