Failure

Is it for dinner?

 

It is not an option.

 

If it's burned, raw or the opposite of the intended texture, I'd call it fail.

 

Hope so, I'm starving.

 

Quite possibly, if the sink doesn't hurry the fuck up and finish draining.

 

Huh, for a moment there I thought this was about the band Failure.

 

I didn't know there was a band called failure.

 

Failure may just be for dinner.

But if it is, I know for certain that success will be for breakfast.

 

Yep, I have some of their music. I like it. I have to be in the mood for it though.

 

I had pizza.

 

I finally ate at 9:30 last night

 

My penis is orange.

I went to see the doctor and he couldn't find anything. So he asked if I did sports or things... I told him I only eat nachos and watch porn.