say something masculine

haha i have a feeling this will be even funnier than the nerd thread.....

 

something masculine

*Badoomp Ching*

but seriously folks..

If anyone makes fun of my lame joke six of your friends will be carrying you by the handles.

 

im so ugly,
when i was born...the doctor slapped my mother.

 

*belch*

 

*says in her most masculine voice*

airplane food... what's up with that

 

I eat t-bone steaks
I lift barbell plates
I'm sweeter than a german chocolate cake
I'm the reflection of perfection
make no exceptions
What you see is what you get
and what you don't see is even better yet

 

damn you're good

 

I'd say thank you for the compliment, but when you ooze machismo like me, you just can't be bothered with such details.

 

smart

 

Sorry, I can't say something masculine right now. I gotta go lift some weights.

 

shouldnt you be attending to a kitchen somewhere?

 

i gotta go wax my back...

i dunno where that came from... REALLY

 

Damn, that fart stinks.

 

i didn't fart... i swear

 

Sure.

 

really... it was my shoe on this hardwood floor... i don't smell anything

 

ny balls itch

 

masculine AND romantic



wow!

 

Git me a beer!

 

OK...I've just gotta try again...

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.