Oh my god, make it stop

Ugh...I think I have food poisoning. I got a stomachache about 4 or so yesterday afternoon and it raged on until I went to bed, then I woke up and spewed everywhere less than an hour later and ever since I've been heaving my guts up...and now close to nothing. Fucking shit, it sucks so bad and I have no clue what to do for it but keep drinking water, which I just end up spewing back out. I never get sick like this...so when I do, it's a doozy.

 

Yup sounds like food poison. The day seems a bit longer too doesn't it?! You might just have to wait it out, nothing I drank helped really just stick to water and you should start feeling better in at least half a day.

 

What did you eat in the 24 hrs before?
At least water gives you something to throw up. Dry heaves are the worst.

Get better soon.

 

kroger mayo?

pistachios?

uncle chens spices??

they are letting the salmonella run wild to get that food safety bill passed..

 

all i can say is...small sips of gingerale throughout the day and try just burping most of the stomach acid up

 

Hope you feel better Kinky. You take it easy.

{{{Hugs}}}

 

I suspect it was a ham sandwich from work. I can't be sure, but I think it was. I think I let it sit out too long. The good news is when I woke up this time to let my boss know I wasn't coming in, in case it's the stomach flu or something, I didn't end up exploding from both ends immediately. Knock on wood... I think I'm going to go lie back down, though...I've hardly slept at all.

 

...not sure but I don't think that god reads these forums... You better pm the moderator to move this thread to a religious board.

 

No I check in on occasion my son

 

This is what happens when you eat shitty DQ food...

Stick to frozen desserts next time. Make your boobs grow. I mean more than they already have.

 

I threw up today too. I shouldnt eat spicy foods after midnight.
I hope you feel better.I had salmonella poisoning a few months back. it sucked.

 

Well, pa, could you wire me a few female strippers? My hands are developping rhumatism from the repeated movements...

 

Hope you're feelin better.
My wife was pukie last night but now she's great. I know when I eat clam fritters made with geoducks, I love them but I don't like the pukin part.

 

So sorry my son that's not GODS work

 

Sorry to hear that your in pain Ramona.
I've only had food poisoning once and it was horrible! My son had it at the same time which made it even worse

 

The good news is I'm feeling better as time passes. My body feels like it's closer to neutral than reverse now. I just smoked the first bowl I've been able to smoke since I got sick last night and I feel a TON better. After that experience, I'd like to punch some politicians in the ass for making that shit illegal.

 

That's why I much prefer stomach bugs to throat infections.. my glands are so swollen now and the back of my throat is raw can't even eat crisps let alone smoke a bowl.

 

my bf got food poisoning a few weeks ago. i was so scared for him=( but he just spewed it out, thats all anyone can do that gets it. grrrroooosssss.

 

...sounds like a line from a 70s porn.

 

It could have been the norovirus. Did it come out both ends?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norovirus