Hillarious thing that just happened

I was going to pick up some dope and I saw my buddy outside playin basketball. So I asked were our other friend was. He says "In the garage smokin' weed". So I say "Okay watch this".

I went up to the garage and knocked on it hard and said "Hamilton police opent up!!! And banged on it again... Then I heard. "Oh... Uhh... Hello". So I banged on it agan and said "Open up we hear you in there" and I started banging some more.

He finally opens the fuckin' garage door and he says "your a fuckin idiot.... A fuckin idiot". And then he starts crying and goes into the corner.

And I'm like "Hey why are you cryin' man". He says "I thought I was goin' back to jail man, you sounded like the cops".

I started howling at him and he kept crying more and I fuckin' apologized and then he started laughing at it because it was pretty funny. He was smoking weed when I did it to lol.

 

lmao. Good shit.

 

haha that was kind of a dick move, but i can imagine how funny it was.

 

haha nice

 

fuckin' success.

 

dick move but lol he was crying?

 

Yeah it was a dick move, but that's so goddamn funny at the same time.

 

my friend did that to me once.. not cool!

 

I do that to everyone, and no one has ever cried or even believed me for that matter.

This was hillarious. It smelled like dope to so he was probably freakin' out lol.

 

I would've probably freaked out if I was high. Not thinking about who it could've been.

 

what would cops in canada do to you anyway?

 

Quebec cops would harass the shit out of you if you are anything except white/are with many non-white people.
If you're a group of white people, they'll just tell you to gtfo.
At least IME.

The rest of Canada is probably different though.

 

please, stop calling it that...

 

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He's been breaking his curfew.

Stupid kid lol. And he isn't supposed to be driving but he does anyway.

Idiot.

Fuck off

 

:cheers2:

 

:cheers2:

 

But seriously I've never heard or seen anyone call it dope but captain cannabis.

 

I've heard it called Dope plenty of times. Maybes it's a Canadian thing?

 

I like calling it grass.

I've noticed that around Ontario people call a gram = a bean

 

fuck loads of people call it dope, not an uncommon thing at all