Any of you know of any real detox products? I took lizocaine, but that shit doesn't work. I'm tired of getting fired from jobs and having to wait a fuckin' month to get a new one just because I need to pass the drug test. I can't afford to lose my jobs and wait a month anymore. It's fine when you're not on the hook for bills. Don't respond if you really don't have experience with the product, please.
lol, I don't/didn't get fired because I smoke; I'm not that stupid. I used to get fired all the time for a litany of things, but I had a month back then to wait to clear my system for a drug-test for another job, whereas now, I really can't afford 30 days off work sitting on my ass cleaning up. I've not been fired from my teaching job, thank God, but I'm simply asking if anyone knows of a true and reliable detox. product for future need, if that is ever a necessity in the facist society in which I find myself.
Just move to Canada. A pre-employment drug test is viewed as an invasion of privacy up there. I don't know of any detox that works, though.. I know you're supposed to drink a LOT of water and take B complex vitamins to make your pee yellow, though.
http://www.enkueros.net/742961010314.html QUICK TABS.. My friend hade to pass a STATE DRUG TEST.. and every time she took this she passes with flying colors.........
One of my friends used quicktabs too, they worked everytime for him, even if he smoked on the day of the drug test. But one time he got screwed over because they made him wait 2 hours before he could pee, and by that time the pill had worn off so he failed anyway. So just be careful, and make sure to drink a shitload of water even if you do take them.
im not saying quick tabs are bad but i know of something that is 100% go to www.urineluck.com and check out Quick Fix, it is a bottle of urine that has been made in a lab with the exact properties of human urine, it has a temp strip on the bottle. The best way to get it in the site is to wear two pairs of whitey tighteys *sp lol and put it between you testicles and anus. Make sure its in there farely tight and youll have the right temp in about 30 minutes. Sit with one of your legs crossed to make it go faster. I passed a test on probation using this and recommend it to anyone who is fighting the piss cops.
Thanks for your responses guys! I was thinking about moving to British Columbia, but there are a lot of variables there. Firstly, I'm starting at Guitar Institute of Technology in Los Angeles in the spring after I finish up at D.U., secondly, I'd have to know that there were enough music performance and/or education jobs up there for a guy like me, and thirdly, I really hate cold weather, so I'd have to coax myself into somehow enjoying snow and ice; the summers are warm, but the winters are harsh. I do enjoy B.C. bud though. It could be worth it. I'd really have to know that there was a big classic rock/progressive rock scene up there, too, because it's still huge here on the West Coast, but if it's not big there, it'd really be a hinderence to my life's ambition! The people were always cooler when I was in B.C., though, and they were mostly better educated in my experience, as well (not that all Americans are dumb or anything).