Two way conversation

You are not yourself in this thread, you are either one of two unknown people, or maybe both. The first person says something, and then the other person responds, and so on and back and forth...

OK, I'll start by being person 1, who is going to say:

"Hello, how are you? I was wondering, may I borrow your pencil?"

 

"NO you can't! Fuck off and get your own pencil."

 

"I'd rather use this blue pen, but thank you"

 

"I thought you didn't have a pen, oh you want a pencil!"

 

"hi, i'm the thread ruiner. shouldn't this be in the games section?"

 

"fuck boogabaah! you gotta ruin everything!! BITCH! stupid **** hole..."

:leaving:

 

"Fair enough, but who am I person 1 or person 2?"

 

"You keep thinking that there's only the two of us here, but you're forgetting about THEM"

 

"You mean "the others"?"

 

"Not really, do you?"

 

person 2: "alright, enough already! i've been sitting here silently watching you converse with yourself for too long; i'm calling the men in white coats to come and take you away!"

 

p1: "ahhhh! how long have you been there? i thought i was alone here!"

 

p2: "i've ALWAYS been here, yo."

 

p1: "so you saw me in the shower?"

 

p2: "yeah, and i saw what you did in the shower, too. you disgusting excuse for a human being; that wasn't even your own shower, and now they have to clean that up before they can use it again."

 

p1: "well at least i used the shower this time. last time i did that in your backseat."

 

p2: "you sick motherfucker! my mom sat in that; we were trying to figure out where it came from!"

 

p1: "ooooooh, snap! that's great that i got your mom like that! i've always thought she was hot, and since she always rejected my advances, i finally feel like we're even now."

 

p2: "you take that back!"

 

p1: "NO!"