I feel like being a whore

I sat down and thought about it for a while, and it sounds like a great job actually. Of course, I wouldn't be on the streets very often, I would be more like a dealer. Get to know people and fuck them for money.
Honestly there isn't much I wouldn't do with a person either. As long as shit or piss doesn't enter my mouth and I'm not in major pain, i'm good.

Is there such a thing? Freelance prostitution? lol

 

I'll be the pimp! :sifone:

 

Can I join in?

 

All right, girls, lets fuck the hell out of some old, dirty men!

 

ive thought about this too...for the most part it doesnt seem like it would be a bad job...im sure i could find a worse job for sure

 

i'm in!

 

Check out this blog: Confessions of a College Call Girl

http://collegecallgirl.blogspot.com/

Read from the beginning. It's a good read.

 

Can I sign up to be your first customer?

 

Of course you can freelance prostitute. Haven't you ever been on craigslist?

By the way, to the OP: are you a guy? If so it's going to be a little tougher and of course your clients will still be men, but don't let that kill your dreams.

 

You can work Santa Monica Blvd. in LA.. it's established

 

i wanna work at a bikini espresso stand

 

damn good coffee too...

http://www.cowgirlsespressonw.com/CGE%20Theme%20Days.htm

 

are they prostitutes?????? jeez, i didn't know. supposedly there's an espresso stand in my city where the girls will flash you if you tip them enough. that would be fun

 

No, it's Seattle area.. the coffee Nazis there just need ways to steal customers.

After looking at your pics.... I certainly would tip you heavily ..atriot:

what town?... I bet I need to move ...:driving:

 

Yeah, I'm a guy. I figure with the amount of old fat dirty married men who come to me, eventually I'll get a girl or two, and they'll tell their friends. I just need to climb the ladder to get there. Unfortunatley, it's a ladder of dicks.
Although, I could finish off as many old men as I needed to, as long as I don't have to do anything left handed.

 

Move too Frankfurt, Germany! I went there on my 22 birthday and the prostitutes there are classy as hell! Dont ask how I know that...

 

lol, "a ladder of dicks" is an image that has now been permanently seared into my brain. Thanks.

 

Hope you're joking or just trying to provoke a discussion. If not, then don't do it on the street, at least be somewhere with some degree of safety.

 

not on the street. but i like that idea of the espresso stand. drive-thru blowjobs ...

 

it would certainly help the recession...:rofl:

so much to do and so little time