Any psychoterapists here??

Any psychoterapists here.. dont know what to do with my friend.. upset

 

i see a psychotherapist.. does that count?

maybe try asking in the "mental health" section... you won't get a serious answer here.

 

sure.. plenty,, tell your story.. nobody will judge you..

 

Yea theres a few of them around here. They're very understanding

 

*pulls out couch and pats it, then gets out notepad and armchair* I'm the resident self-appointed psychotherapist. I also work at a Dairy Queen.

 

I recommend Dr.BraveSirRuben

 

Noooooooooooooooooooo..!!... Don't Go There...I Beg You..



Cheers Glen.

 

Ah yes, he is our resident specialist. I shall also refer you to him, for he is miles wiser than I.

 

i want his babies!!!!!!

 

I had them. Figure that out.

 

not much to figure... you obviously had them for dinner.


but yeah, i'm a "psychoterapist." please inform me of your problems.

 

i was supposed to be pregnant. figure THAT out. thats right, he cut open my belly and ate my child.



also he has tentacles and shoots lazers out of his eyes which is CLEARLY not normal.

 

Yep.!!!......And I'm The King Of England..!!...

You May Stoop And "Kiss My Ring".....Knickers Boi.!!..

Cheers Glen.

 

also not slander. i love being ahead!

 

I see you are trying to slander me, but it's really more normal than you think.


Hail Satan, my dark lord and master.

 

i will pray for your soul.

 

Stop reading what I'm writing and being preemptively sassy!

 

I'll Just Refill My Glass......(burp)...



Cheers Glen.

 

most people shoot tentacles out their eyes.

 

He quotes Rusty Cuyler. *bows down with utmost respect*