Omegle

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  1. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i am epic win

    Stranger: Quickley name the most recent fruit you've eaten GOGOGO

    Stranger: 5

    Stranger: 4

    You: apple

    Stranger: 3

    Stranger: woah

    Stranger: you are the first person

    You: granny smith

    Stranger: to get it before 2

    You: apple

    Stranger: you epic win sir

    You: im intelegance


    You: =)

    You: cuz im a vampire

    Stranger: the only incorrect answer is strawberry

    Stranger: enjoy your new car

    You: haha

    Stranger: the Ford lemon mq 1800

    You: hahaha
     
  2. ilovetotrip

    ilovetotrip Member

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    umm..huh?
     
  3. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    omegle is the shizz, i've had so much fun trolling
     
  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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  5. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    OK, this was the first time I had heard of it.

    From gawker.com:

    "Everyone's talking about Omegle, a new chat website which promises to hook you up with a random person on the Internet. It's the perfect antidote to Facebook's real-people prissiness: Social networking with perfect strangers.

    According to the Omegle blog, the site is the brainchild of Leif K-Brooks, an 18-year-old high school student who lives in Brattleboro, Vermont. Which makes perfect sense: If you've been to Brattleboro, it's easy to imagine how quickly a clever teen might run out of interesting people to talk to.

    And yet Facebook, with its insistence on real names, has made making friends online so cumbersome. Part of Twitter's charm is its throwback use of quirky Internet usernames. (Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg goes by "finkd" on the message-broadcasting service.)
    Omegle takes that one step further, replacing goofy pseudonyms with perfect anonymity. (Chat partners are identified simply as "stranger.")

    It's the Internet-chat version of truckstop-bathroom sex — hotter because you don't know who you're hooking up with."
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    This thread makes my trippin face feel kinda funny, I must admit, and I feel that I need to distance myself. Thank you.
     
  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: TEXT ADVENTURE

    You: IM TAKING A BIG SHIT RIGHT NOW

    You: THERES A NOISE OUTSIDE

    Stranger: THERE ARE TWO DOORS, ONE IS SHAPED LIKE A GOAT, THE OTHER IS SHAPED LIKE A BIRD

    You: GANG, WHO COULD IT BE?

    Stranger: WHICH DOOR DO YOU ENTER?

    You: GOAT

    You: BIRD DOESNT HAVE VAGOO

    Stranger: YOU ENTER THE GOAT DOOR, YOU SEE A MORBIDLY OBESE MEXICAN WITH A GOAT. IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME TEQUILA A CONDOM AND A RAZOR

    You: EQUIP RAZOR

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM FAT MEXICAN

    You: WITH RAZOR

    You: FIND OUT DIRECTIONS

    You: CLIMB ON GOAT

    Stranger: THE MEXICAN SAYS "I WANT TO FUCK MY GOAT, BUT SHE ONLY LIKES IT WHEN DRUNK"

    You: WELL ITS SIMPLE

    You: USE RAZOR TO CUT GOATS THROAT

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: THEN DRINK TEQUILA

    You: AND FUCK THE GOAT

    Stranger: YOU DRINK THE TEQUILA

    Stranger: EVERYTHING SEEMS BLURRY

    You: LACED TEQUILA?

    Stranger: THE MEXICAN MAN COMES TO YOU AND YOU PASS OUT

    You: PCP?

    Stranger: YOU WAKE UP AND THE MEXICAN MAN IS THERE WITHOUT THE GOAT

    Stranger: YOU HAVE A RAZOR LEFT

    You: WHERES THE CON DOM?

    You: I WAS SAVING THAT

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: OK

    Stranger: THE MEXICAN MAN SAYS THAT HE USED THE CONDOM

    Stranger: YOU HAVE A RAZOR

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

    You: I PUNCH THE MEXICAN IN THE BALLS

    Stranger: THE MEXICAN MAN FALLS TO THE FLOOR

    You: THEN EXTRACT HIS JEW TEARS

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: AND REMOVE THE CURSE

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: OK

    You: I PEE ON

    You: MEXICAN

    You: AND THEN SEARCH HIS POCKETS

    Stranger: YOU PEE ON THE MEXICAN, AND HE FAINTS. AHEAD OF YOU IS ANOTHER DOOR

    Stranger: YOU SEARCH HIS POCKETS TO FIND A USED CONDOM, AND A GLOVE

    You: I TAKE THE GLOVE

    Stranger: YOU TAKE THE GLOVE

    Stranger: AHEAD OF YOU IS A DOOR

    You: I CRAWL TO IT

    You: PEEK INSIDE

    Stranger: YOU CRAWL TO THE DOOR

    Stranger: YOU PEEK INSIDE AND THERE ARE TWO NAKED MEN

    You: LAME

    You: ARE THEY GETTING IT ON?

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO

    Stranger: THEY ARE NOT GETTING IT ON

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

    You: I ATTEMPT TO SNEAK PAST THEM WITH MY INVISIBILITY CLOAK

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT, YOU HAVE NOT OPENED THE DOOR

    You: I RUN BACK TO THE FAINTED MEXICAN

    You: TAKE THE CONDOM

    You: RUN BACK TO THE DOOR

    Stranger: YOU TAKE THE CONDOM

    Stranger: YOU GO BACK TO THE DOOR

    You: PLACE THE CONDOM ON THE FLOOR BY THE DOOR

    You: THEN I PRESS F5 TO SAVE THE GAME

    Stranger: YOU PLACE IT BY THE DOOR ON THE FLOOR

    Stranger: GAME SAVED

    You: KNOCK ON THE DOOR

    You: AND RUN AND HJIDE

    You: AND WAIT

    You: WATCHING

    Stranger: "HELLO?" SAYS ONE OF THEM NAKED MEN

    You: STILL WAITING

    Stranger: YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS

    Stranger: AND THE DOOR SLOWLY CREAKS OPEN

    You: ...

    Stranger: THE NAKED MAN HAS A SWASTIKA ON HIS LEFT ARM

    You: OH COOL

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

    You: I EMBRACE THE BROTHA

    You: I WALK TO HIM

    Stranger: HE SAYS "HELLO"

    You: I SAY HELLO FRIEND

    Stranger: YOU WALK TO HIM AND HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

    Stranger: HE PROCEEDS TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS

    You: I GET INTO A COMBAT STANCE

    You: AND KNEE HIM IN THE FACE

    Stranger: HE MOVES BACK

    You: WHEN HES PULLING PANTS DOWN

    Stranger: YOU KNOCK HIM OUT

    Stranger: HE IS UNCONCIOUS

    You: I PRESS MYSELF AGAINST THE WALL

    You: AND MAKE A LOUD SOUND

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: HOPING OTHER MAN WILL HEAR

    Stranger: YOU MAKE A LOUD SOUND

    You: AND HIDE

    Stranger: THE OTHER NAKED MAN STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY

    Stranger: THIS ONE HAS A RAINBOW ON HIS LEFT ARM

    Stranger: HE NOTICES YOU

    Stranger: AND STARTS MOVING TOWARDS YOU

    You: HE MUST BE THE RECEIVER

    You: I SAY

    You: HELLO FRIEND

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? IN YOUR INVENTORY YOU HAVE A USED CONDOM, AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A GLOVE, AND A RAZOR

    Stranger: YOU SAY HELLO, AND THE MAN SAYS "OH HI!" IN A GAY FASHION

    You: I SAY OH BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE A FRIENDLY FACE

    You: IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND

    You: HELL COME AROUND SOON

    Stranger: HE SAYS "I WANT TO FUCK YOU"

    You: I SAY NEGATIVE

    Stranger: HE PROCEEDS TO MOVE TOWARDS YOU

    Stranger: IN A MANNER YOU DON'T LIKE

    You: I GET MY GLOVE OUT

    You: PUT IT ON

    Stranger: WHAT TO YOU DO?

    Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE GLOVE AND PUT IT ON

    You: AND PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS

    Stranger: HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR NEXT TO HIS FRIEND

    You: IS HE CONCIOUS?

    Stranger: YES

    Stranger: HE IS GROANING IN PAIN

    You: I PUNCH HIM THE BALLS AGAIN

    Stranger: HE IS STILL GROANING IN PAIN

    You: O SPREAD OPEN HIS LEGS AND BEGIN STOMPING ON HIS BALLS

    Stranger: YOU STILL HAVE A RAZOR A USED CONDOM AND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA

    You: WHEN HES PASSED OUT

    You: I GO INSIDE THE DOOR

    Stranger: THE GAY MAN DIES

    Stranger: YOU ENTER THE NEXT ROOM

    You: GREAT SUCCESS

    Stranger: IT HAS A BED

    Stranger: AND ALOT OF BONDAGE TOYS

    You: ANY THAT COULD BE USED AS LETHAL WEAPONS?

    Stranger: THERE IS A COLLAR, SOME HANDCUFFS, AND A WHIP

    You: I TAKE THE WHIP

    You: AND THE HANDCUFFS

    You: AND PROCEED TO SEARCH OTHER ROOMS

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS A USED CONDOM AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A RAZOR, SOME HANDCUFFS AND A WHIP

    Stranger: YOU ARE STILL EQUIPPING THE GLOVE

    You: YES, NO FINGERPRINTS/EVIDENCE

    Stranger: THE NEXT DOOR IS LOCKED

    You: I KICK IT OPEN

    Stranger: THERE IS A KEY SOMEWHERE IN THE BONDAGE ROOM

    You: DID I RESCUE THE PRINCESS YET?

    Stranger: NO

    Stranger: YOU MUST FIND THE KEY

    You: OK I TAKE THE KEY FROM OTHER ROOM AND USE IT

    Stranger: YOU OPEN THE DOOR

    Stranger: THERE IS A PERSON WITH AN ORB OF SOME SORT

    Stranger: ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CAN'T MOVE

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

    You: I THINK OF BATMAN

    You: AND HE BREAKS THROUGH THE WINDOW

    Stranger: THE THOUGHTS OF BATMAN ALLOW YOU TO MOVE AN ARM

    You: AND SUCCER PUNCHES THE ORB DUDE

    You: OK

    You: I TAKE OUT EMPTY BOTTLE

    Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE EMPTY BOTTLE

    You: AND THROW IT AT THE GUYS HEAD

    You: FULL FORCE

    Stranger: THE BOTTLE BREAKS AND HE DIES

    Stranger: YOU CAN MOVE AGAIN

    You: WHOA

    You: DOES HE REALLY DIE?

    Stranger: IN THE MANS POCKETS ARE A PACK OF CIGARRETTES, AN ORB AND A PACK OF GUM

    You: TAKE ALL

    You: SEARCH ROOM

    Stranger: AROUND THE ROOM THERE IS NOTHING

    Stranger: AHEAD OF YOU IS A DOOR

    You: I TAKE A PEEK (TRYING TO AVOID WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME)


    Stranger: IN THE NEXT ROOM THERE IS A GOAT

    You: MEXICANS GOAT?

    Stranger: THAT IS ALL YOU CAN SEE

    You: POOR THING

    You: I OPEN THE DOOR

    You: AND ACT CASUAL AND COOL

    Stranger: YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, THERE IS THE MEXCAN'S GOAT, A GOLDFISH, AND A LION

    You: I BEFRIEND THE LION

    You: TO USE AS A MOUNT

    Stranger: YOU LOOK EVEN MORE AND YOU SEE THAT THERE ARE LAZERS EVERYWHERE

    You: LAZERS? WTF

    You: /ENTER CHEAT/NO LAZERS/

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY IS A USED CONDOM, A WHIP, SOME HANDCUFFS, A RAZOR, AN ORB, A PACK OF GUM, AND A GLOVE

    Stranger: CHEAT NOT ACCEPTED

    You: AAW

    You: I USE RAZOR TO REFLECT LAZER

    You: WHILE I TAKE LION AND THE OTHERS OUT

    Stranger: YOU USE THE RAZOR, IT REFLECTS AND HITS THE GOLDFISH

    You: YOU GOTTA BREAK SOME OMOLETTES TO MAKE SOME EGGS

    Stranger: YOU MAKE IT ACROSS THE LAZERS

    You: SO THE GOAT AND LION SURVIVE

    Stranger: THE NEXT DOOR LOOKS LOCKED, AND YOU DON'T SEE A KEY ANYWHERE

    You: I THINK OF DUMBLEDORE AND HIS SPIRIT APPEARS

    You: HE CASTS A SPELL AND DOOR OPENS

    Stranger: YOU THINK OF DUMBLEDOR AND THE ORB LIGHTS UP

    You: I TAKE IT OUT

    Stranger: YOU TAKE OUT THE ORB AND THE DEAD GOLDFISH BECOMES A KEY

    You: STARE INTO IT

    Stranger: THE ORB SHATTERS

    You: AH SHEEET

    You: OK

    You: I HIT F5

    You: TO SAVE

    Stranger: GAME SAVED

    You: I TAKE HUGE BREATH, HUG THE LION AND ATTEMPT MATRIX MOVE TO GOLDFISH THROUGH THE LAZERS

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS A PACK OF GUM, SOME HANDCUFFS, A GLOVE, AND A USED CONDOM

    You: GREAT SUCCESS?

    Stranger: WHEN YOU HUG THE LION IS ROARS

    You: SWEET

    You: NICE LION

    You: OH WAIT

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS A PACK OF GUM, SOME HANDCUFFS, A GLOVE, A USED CONDOM AND A WHIP

    You: I CHEW THE GUM

    Stranger: YOU CHEW THE GUM

    You: TO GET A CONCENTRATION BONUS

    Stranger: THERE IS NO BONUSES

    Stranger: YOU CHEW THE GUM

    You: I THEN TIE THE GLOVE TO THE END OF THE WHIP

    Stranger: YOU MIX THE GLOVE AND THE WHIP

    You: AND TRY TO THROW IT SO IT CAN PULL BACK THE KEY

    Stranger: SUCCESS

    You: YAY

    Stranger: THE DOOR OPENS

    Stranger: AND THERE IS A MAN

    Stranger: HE IS CLOTHED

    You: FINALLY

    You: SAFETY

    Stranger: YOU ENTER THE ROOM

    Stranger: AND THE MAN SAYS "THERE IS ONE MORE CHALLENGE YOU MUST FACE BEFORE YOU MAKE IT OUTSIDE"

    You: OK

    You: I LISTEN

    Stranger: HE CONTINUES "IN THE NEXT ROOM THERE IS A KNIGHT THAT YOU MUST KILL

    You: OK

    Stranger: YOU MUST GET CREATIVE TO KILL HIM"

    Stranger: THE MAN DISAPPEARS

    You: OK

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A GLOVE, A USED CONDOM AND A WHIP

    You: TEAM MEETING

    You: LION

    You: DO BATTLE ROAR

    You: TO MAKE HIM FEAR FOR 15SEC

    Stranger: THE LION ROARS AND THE KNIGHT NOTICES

    You: GOAT

    You: CHARGE

    You: IN THE BALLS

    Stranger: HE RUNS TOWARDS YOU IN A RAGE

    You: I DUCK

    You: DO BARREL ROLL

    Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS UNAFFECTED BY THE GOAT... HE IS WEARING ARMOUR

    Stranger: YOU DO A BARREL ROLL

    You: I TELL LION TO JUMP ON HIM

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM AND A WHIP WITH THE GLOVE ON IT

    You: I THEN USE WHIP TO ENTANGLE THE NIGHTS LEGS

    Stranger: THE LION JUMPS ON HIM AND GOES FOR THE THROAT, HE IS NOT DEAD, BUT DISTRACTED

    Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS NOT ENTANGLED

    You: I RETRY

    Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS NOT ENTANGLED

    You: I TAKE THE CONDOM

    Stranger: YOU ARE HOLDING THE CONDOM

    You: EW

    You: I THROW IT AT HIS HELMET

    You: THE EYE AREA

    You: SO HE CANT SEE

    Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS NOW EVEN MORE DISTRACTED

    You: I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM

    You: FOR USABLE OBJECTS

    Stranger: HE TAKES OFF HIS HELMET, HE IS NOW LESS ARMOURED

    You: SWEET

    You: LION

    You: GO FOR THE FACE

    Stranger: YOU SEE ANOTHER WHIP, A BOX OF AMMO

    You: AH SWEET

    You: I TAKE THE AMMO

    You: I TAKE HIS HELMET

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S HELMET

    You: I EQUIPM THE GLOVE AND HOLD THE HELMET

    Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE GLOVE WHIP

    You: USING IT AS A WEAPON I JUMP UP AND HIT THE NKIGHT IN THE TEMPLE

    Stranger: YOU HIT THE KNIGHT IN THE TEMPLE, HE IS UNCONSIOUS

    You: SWEET

    You: I THEN TAKE HIS ARMOR OFF

    You: AND PUT IT ON MYSELF

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR

    Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE ARMOUR

    You: WAS THERE A GUN?

    You: SOMEWHERE

    You: LIKE A SHOTGUN

    Stranger: AROUND THE ROOM YOU SEE ANOTHER WHIP

    You: DAMN

    You: ALLRIGHT I TAKE THE WHIP

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP

    Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS STARTING TO WAKE UP

    You: I THEN TELL THE LION TO EAT HIM

    Stranger: THE LION JUMPS HIM

    You: GREAT SUCCESS

    Stranger: THE KNIGHTS SAYS SOMETHING TO THE LION AND THE LION STARTS TO GO FOR YOU

    You: OH SHEET

    Stranger: 5 SECONDS UNTIL DEATH

    Stranger: 5

    You: I DO BARREL ROLL

    Stranger: 4

    Stranger: 3

    You: AND KICK LION

    Stranger: YOU DO A BARREL ROLL

    You: IN THE TEETH

    Stranger: YOU KICK THE LION AND THE LION RUNS AWAY

    Stranger: THE GOAT IS STILL IN THE ROOM

    You: I SAY BAD LION, THATS A BAD LION

    You: I LOOK AT THE KNIGHT

    You: IN THE EYES

    You: AND SAY

    Stranger: IN THE SPOT WHERE YOU KICKED THE LION THERE IS ANOTHER BOX OF AMMO

    You: JUST WALK AWAY

    You: YOU CAN WALK AWAY

    You: JUST WALK AWAY

    You: I THEN TAKE THE AMMO

    Stranger: THE KNIGHT REPLIES "YOU ARE A FOOL TO THINK I AM SO COWARDLY"

    You: I SAY

    You: THINK ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS BRAH

    Stranger: HE PULLS OUT A SWORD AND A PISTOL

    You: OH SHIT

    Stranger: AND CHARGES FOR YOU

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP

    You: I QUICKLY RUN IN ZIGZAGS

    Stranger: YOU RUN IN ZIGZAGS AND THE BULLETS KEEP MISSING

    You: THE SECOND I GET IN RANGE

    Stranger: HE EVENTUALLY RUNS OUT OF AMMO AND DROPS THE WEAPON

    You: I GRAB HIS ARM

    Stranger: HE IS STILL CHARGING AT YOU WITH A SWORD

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP

    You: AND PULL HIM TOWARDS MY HEADBUTT

    You: AND DO ANOTHER BARREL ROLL

    You: AND RUN FOR THE PISTOL

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: OK, I DODGE SWORD

    Stranger: YOU RUN FOIR THE PISTOL AND GRAB IT

    You: RELOAD

    You: AND EQUIP

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP, AND A GUN

    Stranger: YOU RELOAD AND EQUIP THE PISTOL

    You: I AIM AT HIS KNEES

    You: AND PUT 2 IN EACH KNEE

    Stranger: HE FALLS TO THE GROUN, BUT HAS NOT YET GIVEN UP

    Stranger: YOU ARE NOW OUT OF AMMO

    You: WHAT?

    You: 2 BOXES

    You: OF AMMOP

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP

    You: IM GONNA SEND HATEMAIL TO THE CREATORS WHEN IM DONE

    Stranger: SURELY YOU CAN GET MORE CREATIVE

    You: ALLRIGHT

    You: I WALK NEAR HIM

    You: KICKING THE SWORD ASSIDE

    You: AS HE TRIES TO GRAB IT

    Stranger: SUCCESS

    You: LOOK INTO HIS EYES

    Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO?

    You: AND SAY

    Stranger: HE LOOKS BACK

    You: IT FEELS GOOD

    You: BUT LISTEN

    You: I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU

    You: JUST TELL ME, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING

    Stranger: HE REPLIES "BUT YOU MUST DIE"

    You: WHY I ASK DAMMIT

    Stranger: HE STARTS TO CRAWL FOR HIS SWORD

    You: I QUICKLY

    You: GRAB HIM

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP

    Stranger: YOU GRAB HIM BY THE HAIR

    You: AND STEP ON HIS WOUND

    Stranger: HE SCREAMS IN PAIN

    You: AND SAY

    You: LISTEN TO ME

    You: IM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM

    You: I JUST WOKE UP IN THIS SHOTHOLE

    Stranger: HE REPLIES "YOU WERE PUT HERE BY THE PERSON WHO RUNS THIS PLACE

    You: ...

    You: I HAS A FLASHBACK?>??

    Stranger: YOU WERE PUT TO A TEST

    Stranger: TO SEE HOW CREATIVE YOU CAN GET

    Stranger: NOW KILL ME OR DIE"

    You: OKAY

    You: I BITE HIS NECK

    You: AND BEGIN SUCKING HIS BLOOD

    Stranger: HE STARTS BLEEDING OUT

    You: I DRINK HIS BLOOD

    Stranger: SLOWLY HE FALLS TO THE GROUND DEAD

    You: I STAND UP

    You: ARMS IN A GIANT V

    Stranger: THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR

    You: AND SHOUT

    You: RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH

    You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU----------

    Stranger: THE OTHER SIDE IS FREEDOM

    You: I LOOK INTO THE FREEDOM

    You: SMILING

    You: A GREAT SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT

    Stranger: YOU OPEN THE LAST DOOR AND YOU SEE THE MAN THAT PUT YOU HERE

    Stranger: HE SAYS YOU HAVE PASSED

    Stranger: BUT YOU MUST FEEL VENGEFUL

    You: I SAY BUT WHY

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP


    You: 4 GOOD MEN ARE DEAD

    You: BUT THEN

    Stranger: HE SAYS, YOU NEEDED TO BE CREATIVE

    You: I FEEL A STRANGE PAIN

    You: MY MUSCLES SPASM

    Stranger: "YOU MUST FEEL VENGEFUL"

    Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP


    You: I FALL ON MY KNEES

    Stranger: INVALID INPUT

    You: MY BLOOD FEELS LIKE ACID

    Stranger: YOU EXPLODE

    You: I BEGIN TRANSFORMING

    Stranger: GAME OVER YOU LOST

    You: NO
     
  8. Nice1Geezer

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    Stranger: hey
    You: Suck a fucking dick
     
  9. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    Epic!!!
     
  10. Astrofabrical

    Astrofabrical Senior Member

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  11. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    haha yeah, i was laughing the whole time
     
  12. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    i had a banana today

    and i did not read that mile long conversation, and i'm very surprised that someone (weedwhacker) actually did
     
  13. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    whoa, this shit's cool.. who are the other people?
    are they seriously strangers?
     
  14. porkstock41

    porkstock41 Every time across from me...not there!

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    chances are, yes. although it could be your best friend, you just wouldn't know.
     
  15. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    ooooh.. this is pretty neat. i'm talking to someone right now haha
     
  16. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    hahahaha lmao is this real?


    Stranger: I need to start sleeping more.

    You: me too. i never get enough sleep

    Stranger: Shit. cat barfing. Gotta go.



    wtf?
     
  17. lifer02

    lifer02 Stoned Ape

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    i quoted this because it takes up space
     
  18. skierdood

    skierdood Space For Rent

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    Stranger: im a software engineer

    You: very cool

    You: Ooops I gotta go my hooker just OD'ed on coke

    Stranger: bye
     
  19. Astrofabrical

    Astrofabrical Senior Member

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    Man, it's really worth a read. That shit was so funny...

    I really need to start wasting more time on this site when I'm waaaaasted.
     
  20. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    indeed it was, I was about to say tl;dr, but read it anyway

    well worth it
     

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