i am epic win Stranger: Quickley name the most recent fruit you've eaten GOGOGO Stranger: 5 Stranger: 4 You: apple Stranger: 3 Stranger: woah Stranger: you are the first person You: granny smith Stranger: to get it before 2 You: apple Stranger: you epic win sir You: im intelegance You: =) You: cuz im a vampire Stranger: the only incorrect answer is strawberry Stranger: enjoy your new car You: haha Stranger: the Ford lemon mq 1800 You: hahaha
OK, this was the first time I had heard of it. From gawker.com: "Everyone's talking about Omegle, a new chat website which promises to hook you up with a random person on the Internet. It's the perfect antidote to Facebook's real-people prissiness: Social networking with perfect strangers. According to the Omegle blog, the site is the brainchild of Leif K-Brooks, an 18-year-old high school student who lives in Brattleboro, Vermont. Which makes perfect sense: If you've been to Brattleboro, it's easy to imagine how quickly a clever teen might run out of interesting people to talk to. And yet Facebook, with its insistence on real names, has made making friends online so cumbersome. Part of Twitter's charm is its throwback use of quirky Internet usernames. (Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg goes by "finkd" on the message-broadcasting service.) Omegle takes that one step further, replacing goofy pseudonyms with perfect anonymity. (Chat partners are identified simply as "stranger.") It's the Internet-chat version of truckstop-bathroom sex — hotter because you don't know who you're hooking up with."
This thread makes my trippin face feel kinda funny, I must admit, and I feel that I need to distance myself. Thank you.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: TEXT ADVENTURE You: IM TAKING A BIG SHIT RIGHT NOW You: THERES A NOISE OUTSIDE Stranger: THERE ARE TWO DOORS, ONE IS SHAPED LIKE A GOAT, THE OTHER IS SHAPED LIKE A BIRD You: GANG, WHO COULD IT BE? Stranger: WHICH DOOR DO YOU ENTER? You: GOAT You: BIRD DOESNT HAVE VAGOO Stranger: YOU ENTER THE GOAT DOOR, YOU SEE A MORBIDLY OBESE MEXICAN WITH A GOAT. IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME TEQUILA A CONDOM AND A RAZOR You: EQUIP RAZOR Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: EXTRACT INFORMATION FROM FAT MEXICAN You: WITH RAZOR You: FIND OUT DIRECTIONS You: CLIMB ON GOAT Stranger: THE MEXICAN SAYS "I WANT TO FUCK MY GOAT, BUT SHE ONLY LIKES IT WHEN DRUNK" You: WELL ITS SIMPLE You: USE RAZOR TO CUT GOATS THROAT Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: THEN DRINK TEQUILA You: AND FUCK THE GOAT Stranger: YOU DRINK THE TEQUILA Stranger: EVERYTHING SEEMS BLURRY You: LACED TEQUILA? Stranger: THE MEXICAN MAN COMES TO YOU AND YOU PASS OUT You: PCP? Stranger: YOU WAKE UP AND THE MEXICAN MAN IS THERE WITHOUT THE GOAT Stranger: YOU HAVE A RAZOR LEFT You: WHERES THE CON DOM? You: I WAS SAVING THAT Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: OK Stranger: THE MEXICAN MAN SAYS THAT HE USED THE CONDOM Stranger: YOU HAVE A RAZOR Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: I PUNCH THE MEXICAN IN THE BALLS Stranger: THE MEXICAN MAN FALLS TO THE FLOOR You: THEN EXTRACT HIS JEW TEARS Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: AND REMOVE THE CURSE Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: OK You: I PEE ON You: MEXICAN You: AND THEN SEARCH HIS POCKETS Stranger: YOU PEE ON THE MEXICAN, AND HE FAINTS. AHEAD OF YOU IS ANOTHER DOOR Stranger: YOU SEARCH HIS POCKETS TO FIND A USED CONDOM, AND A GLOVE You: I TAKE THE GLOVE Stranger: YOU TAKE THE GLOVE Stranger: AHEAD OF YOU IS A DOOR You: I CRAWL TO IT You: PEEK INSIDE Stranger: YOU CRAWL TO THE DOOR Stranger: YOU PEEK INSIDE AND THERE ARE TWO NAKED MEN You: LAME You: ARE THEY GETTING IT ON? Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO Stranger: THEY ARE NOT GETTING IT ON Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: I ATTEMPT TO SNEAK PAST THEM WITH MY INVISIBILITY CLOAK Stranger: INVALID INPUT, YOU HAVE NOT OPENED THE DOOR You: I RUN BACK TO THE FAINTED MEXICAN You: TAKE THE CONDOM You: RUN BACK TO THE DOOR Stranger: YOU TAKE THE CONDOM Stranger: YOU GO BACK TO THE DOOR You: PLACE THE CONDOM ON THE FLOOR BY THE DOOR You: THEN I PRESS F5 TO SAVE THE GAME Stranger: YOU PLACE IT BY THE DOOR ON THE FLOOR Stranger: GAME SAVED You: KNOCK ON THE DOOR You: AND RUN AND HJIDE You: AND WAIT You: WATCHING Stranger: "HELLO?" SAYS ONE OF THEM NAKED MEN You: STILL WAITING Stranger: YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS Stranger: AND THE DOOR SLOWLY CREAKS OPEN You: ... Stranger: THE NAKED MAN HAS A SWASTIKA ON HIS LEFT ARM You: OH COOL Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: I EMBRACE THE BROTHA You: I WALK TO HIM Stranger: HE SAYS "HELLO" You: I SAY HELLO FRIEND Stranger: YOU WALK TO HIM AND HE PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? Stranger: HE PROCEEDS TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS You: I GET INTO A COMBAT STANCE You: AND KNEE HIM IN THE FACE Stranger: HE MOVES BACK You: WHEN HES PULLING PANTS DOWN Stranger: YOU KNOCK HIM OUT Stranger: HE IS UNCONCIOUS You: I PRESS MYSELF AGAINST THE WALL You: AND MAKE A LOUD SOUND Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: HOPING OTHER MAN WILL HEAR Stranger: YOU MAKE A LOUD SOUND You: AND HIDE Stranger: THE OTHER NAKED MAN STARTS TO MAKE HIS WAY Stranger: THIS ONE HAS A RAINBOW ON HIS LEFT ARM Stranger: HE NOTICES YOU Stranger: AND STARTS MOVING TOWARDS YOU You: HE MUST BE THE RECEIVER You: I SAY You: HELLO FRIEND Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? IN YOUR INVENTORY YOU HAVE A USED CONDOM, AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A GLOVE, AND A RAZOR Stranger: YOU SAY HELLO, AND THE MAN SAYS "OH HI!" IN A GAY FASHION You: I SAY OH BOY, AM I GLAD TO SEE A FRIENDLY FACE You: IM SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND You: HELL COME AROUND SOON Stranger: HE SAYS "I WANT TO FUCK YOU" You: I SAY NEGATIVE Stranger: HE PROCEEDS TO MOVE TOWARDS YOU Stranger: IN A MANNER YOU DON'T LIKE You: I GET MY GLOVE OUT You: PUT IT ON Stranger: WHAT TO YOU DO? Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE GLOVE AND PUT IT ON You: AND PUNCH HIM IN THE BALLS Stranger: HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR NEXT TO HIS FRIEND You: IS HE CONCIOUS? Stranger: YES Stranger: HE IS GROANING IN PAIN You: I PUNCH HIM THE BALLS AGAIN Stranger: HE IS STILL GROANING IN PAIN You: O SPREAD OPEN HIS LEGS AND BEGIN STOMPING ON HIS BALLS Stranger: YOU STILL HAVE A RAZOR A USED CONDOM AND AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA You: WHEN HES PASSED OUT You: I GO INSIDE THE DOOR Stranger: THE GAY MAN DIES Stranger: YOU ENTER THE NEXT ROOM You: GREAT SUCCESS Stranger: IT HAS A BED Stranger: AND ALOT OF BONDAGE TOYS You: ANY THAT COULD BE USED AS LETHAL WEAPONS? Stranger: THERE IS A COLLAR, SOME HANDCUFFS, AND A WHIP You: I TAKE THE WHIP You: AND THE HANDCUFFS You: AND PROCEED TO SEARCH OTHER ROOMS Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS A USED CONDOM AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF TEQUILA, A RAZOR, SOME HANDCUFFS AND A WHIP Stranger: YOU ARE STILL EQUIPPING THE GLOVE You: YES, NO FINGERPRINTS/EVIDENCE Stranger: THE NEXT DOOR IS LOCKED You: I KICK IT OPEN Stranger: THERE IS A KEY SOMEWHERE IN THE BONDAGE ROOM You: DID I RESCUE THE PRINCESS YET? Stranger: NO Stranger: YOU MUST FIND THE KEY You: OK I TAKE THE KEY FROM OTHER ROOM AND USE IT Stranger: YOU OPEN THE DOOR Stranger: THERE IS A PERSON WITH AN ORB OF SOME SORT Stranger: ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU CAN'T MOVE Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: I THINK OF BATMAN You: AND HE BREAKS THROUGH THE WINDOW Stranger: THE THOUGHTS OF BATMAN ALLOW YOU TO MOVE AN ARM You: AND SUCCER PUNCHES THE ORB DUDE You: OK You: I TAKE OUT EMPTY BOTTLE Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE EMPTY BOTTLE You: AND THROW IT AT THE GUYS HEAD You: FULL FORCE Stranger: THE BOTTLE BREAKS AND HE DIES Stranger: YOU CAN MOVE AGAIN You: WHOA You: DOES HE REALLY DIE? Stranger: IN THE MANS POCKETS ARE A PACK OF CIGARRETTES, AN ORB AND A PACK OF GUM You: TAKE ALL You: SEARCH ROOM Stranger: AROUND THE ROOM THERE IS NOTHING Stranger: AHEAD OF YOU IS A DOOR You: I TAKE A PEEK (TRYING TO AVOID WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME) Stranger: IN THE NEXT ROOM THERE IS A GOAT You: MEXICANS GOAT? Stranger: THAT IS ALL YOU CAN SEE You: POOR THING You: I OPEN THE DOOR You: AND ACT CASUAL AND COOL Stranger: YOU OPEN THE DOOR AND LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, THERE IS THE MEXCAN'S GOAT, A GOLDFISH, AND A LION You: I BEFRIEND THE LION You: TO USE AS A MOUNT Stranger: YOU LOOK EVEN MORE AND YOU SEE THAT THERE ARE LAZERS EVERYWHERE You: LAZERS? WTF You: /ENTER CHEAT/NO LAZERS/ Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY IS A USED CONDOM, A WHIP, SOME HANDCUFFS, A RAZOR, AN ORB, A PACK OF GUM, AND A GLOVE Stranger: CHEAT NOT ACCEPTED You: AAW You: I USE RAZOR TO REFLECT LAZER You: WHILE I TAKE LION AND THE OTHERS OUT Stranger: YOU USE THE RAZOR, IT REFLECTS AND HITS THE GOLDFISH You: YOU GOTTA BREAK SOME OMOLETTES TO MAKE SOME EGGS Stranger: YOU MAKE IT ACROSS THE LAZERS You: SO THE GOAT AND LION SURVIVE Stranger: THE NEXT DOOR LOOKS LOCKED, AND YOU DON'T SEE A KEY ANYWHERE You: I THINK OF DUMBLEDORE AND HIS SPIRIT APPEARS You: HE CASTS A SPELL AND DOOR OPENS Stranger: YOU THINK OF DUMBLEDOR AND THE ORB LIGHTS UP You: I TAKE IT OUT Stranger: YOU TAKE OUT THE ORB AND THE DEAD GOLDFISH BECOMES A KEY You: STARE INTO IT Stranger: THE ORB SHATTERS You: AH SHEEET You: OK You: I HIT F5 You: TO SAVE Stranger: GAME SAVED You: I TAKE HUGE BREATH, HUG THE LION AND ATTEMPT MATRIX MOVE TO GOLDFISH THROUGH THE LAZERS Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS A PACK OF GUM, SOME HANDCUFFS, A GLOVE, AND A USED CONDOM You: GREAT SUCCESS? Stranger: WHEN YOU HUG THE LION IS ROARS You: SWEET You: NICE LION You: OH WAIT Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS A PACK OF GUM, SOME HANDCUFFS, A GLOVE, A USED CONDOM AND A WHIP You: I CHEW THE GUM Stranger: YOU CHEW THE GUM You: TO GET A CONCENTRATION BONUS Stranger: THERE IS NO BONUSES Stranger: YOU CHEW THE GUM You: I THEN TIE THE GLOVE TO THE END OF THE WHIP Stranger: YOU MIX THE GLOVE AND THE WHIP You: AND TRY TO THROW IT SO IT CAN PULL BACK THE KEY Stranger: SUCCESS You: YAY Stranger: THE DOOR OPENS Stranger: AND THERE IS A MAN Stranger: HE IS CLOTHED You: FINALLY You: SAFETY Stranger: YOU ENTER THE ROOM Stranger: AND THE MAN SAYS "THERE IS ONE MORE CHALLENGE YOU MUST FACE BEFORE YOU MAKE IT OUTSIDE" You: OK You: I LISTEN Stranger: HE CONTINUES "IN THE NEXT ROOM THERE IS A KNIGHT THAT YOU MUST KILL You: OK Stranger: YOU MUST GET CREATIVE TO KILL HIM" Stranger: THE MAN DISAPPEARS You: OK Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A GLOVE, A USED CONDOM AND A WHIP You: TEAM MEETING You: LION You: DO BATTLE ROAR You: TO MAKE HIM FEAR FOR 15SEC Stranger: THE LION ROARS AND THE KNIGHT NOTICES You: GOAT You: CHARGE You: IN THE BALLS Stranger: HE RUNS TOWARDS YOU IN A RAGE You: I DUCK You: DO BARREL ROLL Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS UNAFFECTED BY THE GOAT... HE IS WEARING ARMOUR Stranger: YOU DO A BARREL ROLL You: I TELL LION TO JUMP ON HIM Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM AND A WHIP WITH THE GLOVE ON IT You: I THEN USE WHIP TO ENTANGLE THE NIGHTS LEGS Stranger: THE LION JUMPS ON HIM AND GOES FOR THE THROAT, HE IS NOT DEAD, BUT DISTRACTED Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS NOT ENTANGLED You: I RETRY Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS NOT ENTANGLED You: I TAKE THE CONDOM Stranger: YOU ARE HOLDING THE CONDOM You: EW You: I THROW IT AT HIS HELMET You: THE EYE AREA You: SO HE CANT SEE Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS NOW EVEN MORE DISTRACTED You: I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM You: FOR USABLE OBJECTS Stranger: HE TAKES OFF HIS HELMET, HE IS NOW LESS ARMOURED You: SWEET You: LION You: GO FOR THE FACE Stranger: YOU SEE ANOTHER WHIP, A BOX OF AMMO You: AH SWEET You: I TAKE THE AMMO You: I TAKE HIS HELMET Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S HELMET You: I EQUIPM THE GLOVE AND HOLD THE HELMET Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE GLOVE WHIP You: USING IT AS A WEAPON I JUMP UP AND HIT THE NKIGHT IN THE TEMPLE Stranger: YOU HIT THE KNIGHT IN THE TEMPLE, HE IS UNCONSIOUS You: SWEET You: I THEN TAKE HIS ARMOR OFF You: AND PUT IT ON MYSELF Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR Stranger: YOU EQUIP THE ARMOUR You: WAS THERE A GUN? You: SOMEWHERE You: LIKE A SHOTGUN Stranger: AROUND THE ROOM YOU SEE ANOTHER WHIP You: DAMN You: ALLRIGHT I TAKE THE WHIP Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP Stranger: THE KNIGHT IS STARTING TO WAKE UP You: I THEN TELL THE LION TO EAT HIM Stranger: THE LION JUMPS HIM You: GREAT SUCCESS Stranger: THE KNIGHTS SAYS SOMETHING TO THE LION AND THE LION STARTS TO GO FOR YOU You: OH SHEET Stranger: 5 SECONDS UNTIL DEATH Stranger: 5 You: I DO BARREL ROLL Stranger: 4 Stranger: 3 You: AND KICK LION Stranger: YOU DO A BARREL ROLL You: IN THE TEETH Stranger: YOU KICK THE LION AND THE LION RUNS AWAY Stranger: THE GOAT IS STILL IN THE ROOM You: I SAY BAD LION, THATS A BAD LION You: I LOOK AT THE KNIGHT You: IN THE EYES You: AND SAY Stranger: IN THE SPOT WHERE YOU KICKED THE LION THERE IS ANOTHER BOX OF AMMO You: JUST WALK AWAY You: YOU CAN WALK AWAY You: JUST WALK AWAY You: I THEN TAKE THE AMMO Stranger: THE KNIGHT REPLIES "YOU ARE A FOOL TO THINK I AM SO COWARDLY" You: I SAY You: THINK ABOUT YOUR WIFE AND KIDS BRAH Stranger: HE PULLS OUT A SWORD AND A PISTOL You: OH SHIT Stranger: AND CHARGES FOR YOU Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP You: I QUICKLY RUN IN ZIGZAGS Stranger: YOU RUN IN ZIGZAGS AND THE BULLETS KEEP MISSING You: THE SECOND I GET IN RANGE Stranger: HE EVENTUALLY RUNS OUT OF AMMO AND DROPS THE WEAPON You: I GRAB HIS ARM Stranger: HE IS STILL CHARGING AT YOU WITH A SWORD Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP You: AND PULL HIM TOWARDS MY HEADBUTT You: AND DO ANOTHER BARREL ROLL You: AND RUN FOR THE PISTOL Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: OK, I DODGE SWORD Stranger: YOU RUN FOIR THE PISTOL AND GRAB IT You: RELOAD You: AND EQUIP Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, A BOX OF AMMO, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP, AND A GUN Stranger: YOU RELOAD AND EQUIP THE PISTOL You: I AIM AT HIS KNEES You: AND PUT 2 IN EACH KNEE Stranger: HE FALLS TO THE GROUN, BUT HAS NOT YET GIVEN UP Stranger: YOU ARE NOW OUT OF AMMO You: WHAT? You: 2 BOXES You: OF AMMOP Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP You: IM GONNA SEND HATEMAIL TO THE CREATORS WHEN IM DONE Stranger: SURELY YOU CAN GET MORE CREATIVE You: ALLRIGHT You: I WALK NEAR HIM You: KICKING THE SWORD ASSIDE You: AS HE TRIES TO GRAB IT Stranger: SUCCESS You: LOOK INTO HIS EYES Stranger: WHAT DO YOU DO? You: AND SAY Stranger: HE LOOKS BACK You: IT FEELS GOOD You: BUT LISTEN You: I DONT WANT TO KILL YOU You: JUST TELL ME, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING Stranger: HE REPLIES "BUT YOU MUST DIE" You: WHY I ASK DAMMIT Stranger: HE STARTS TO CRAWL FOR HIS SWORD You: I QUICKLY You: GRAB HIM Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP Stranger: YOU GRAB HIM BY THE HAIR You: AND STEP ON HIS WOUND Stranger: HE SCREAMS IN PAIN You: AND SAY You: LISTEN TO ME You: IM NOT WHO YOU THINK I AM You: I JUST WOKE UP IN THIS SHOTHOLE Stranger: HE REPLIES "YOU WERE PUT HERE BY THE PERSON WHO RUNS THIS PLACE You: ... You: I HAS A FLASHBACK?>?? Stranger: YOU WERE PUT TO A TEST Stranger: TO SEE HOW CREATIVE YOU CAN GET Stranger: NOW KILL ME OR DIE" You: OKAY You: I BITE HIS NECK You: AND BEGIN SUCKING HIS BLOOD Stranger: HE STARTS BLEEDING OUT You: I DRINK HIS BLOOD Stranger: SLOWLY HE FALLS TO THE GROUND DEAD You: I STAND UP You: ARMS IN A GIANT V Stranger: THERE IS ANOTHER DOOR You: AND SHOUT You: RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---------- Stranger: THE OTHER SIDE IS FREEDOM You: I LOOK INTO THE FREEDOM You: SMILING You: A GREAT SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT Stranger: YOU OPEN THE LAST DOOR AND YOU SEE THE MAN THAT PUT YOU HERE Stranger: HE SAYS YOU HAVE PASSED Stranger: BUT YOU MUST FEEL VENGEFUL You: I SAY BUT WHY Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP You: 4 GOOD MEN ARE DEAD You: BUT THEN Stranger: HE SAYS, YOU NEEDED TO BE CREATIVE You: I FEEL A STRANGE PAIN You: MY MUSCLES SPASM Stranger: "YOU MUST FEEL VENGEFUL" Stranger: IN YOUR INVENTORY THERE IS SOME HANDCUFFS, A USED CONDOM A WHIP WITH A GLOVE ON IT, AND A KNIGHT'S ARMOUR AND ANOTHER WHIP You: I FALL ON MY KNEES Stranger: INVALID INPUT You: MY BLOOD FEELS LIKE ACID Stranger: YOU EXPLODE You: I BEGIN TRANSFORMING Stranger: GAME OVER YOU LOST You: NO
i had a banana today and i did not read that mile long conversation, and i'm very surprised that someone (weedwhacker) actually did
hahahaha lmao is this real? Stranger: I need to start sleeping more. You: me too. i never get enough sleep Stranger: Shit. cat barfing. Gotta go. wtf?
Stranger: im a software engineer You: very cool You: Ooops I gotta go my hooker just OD'ed on coke Stranger: bye
Man, it's really worth a read. That shit was so funny... I really need to start wasting more time on this site when I'm waaaaasted.
