What should you be doing?

I'm screwing off at work. I really should get these files off my desk, but I'm here instead.

 

Having a lazy monday while I should be busy with college rubbish

 

I should be getting ready to face my 10hr work day...yay

 

I should be googling pictures of clouds and making a start on a math assignment due in two weeks

 

as soon as the girls are done eating breakfast, i'm taking kai to school. then i'll be on laundry duty and planning my attack for kai's birthday. lists lists lists.

thankfully it'll be at an indoor pool and the party room has a climbing wall for kids. so no games necessary. YAY! i'm totally shit at activities. i so miss the days of the bithday parties where you invited the parents for dinner and beer.

 

i should be up making old lady breakfast, but im cold and lazy. also, every muscle in my body is stiff, so its gonna be a slow moving day.

 

i should be doing many things

1. packing a bowl
2. getting more pot
3. packing another bowl
4. fill up the coffee cup
5. another bowl
6. more pot
7. lunch
8. bowl
9. beer
10. bowl
11. mad dog
12. beer AND bowl AND mad dog all at once
.............

 

something productive, probably. this is my morning routine, though. coffee & hipforums, shower, then my day starts.

 

...I should really go pee right now - my 3 coffees are starting to make my dick pile up...

 

don't you ever poop?

 

I should be taking cover in a central room in fear of the pending tornado, but instead I think I'm going to sit at the window and watch the winds -- and smoke a bowl.

 

Yes.

I also burp, fart, get wax in my ears, grow wings under my armpits and my nails grow.

 

wait?


wings???


like maxi pads with wings wings???



please tell me now

 

i'm waiting for the water heater to catch up so i can shower.

 

No. Batwings. It's a mutant thing - you should know about this...

 

the toxic waste ganj bathes in gives different mutations. he grows maxi pad wings on his mouth.

 

i love digging through the trash at funeral homes for maxi pads

those are always the best

death seems to give women heavier flows

and it seems to make them feel guilty about shoving something up their **** so they use pads instead

makes for a great frozen treat, or just eat em as you find em

 

Jack and I had breakfast and read and played a little. I should be cleaning and doing laundry, but Im slow in the morning.

 

studying

 

I should be sleeping, but in stead I am here at work.

I wish I brought a blanket, I would sleep in my truck on lunch. haha