My friend pissed on the floor in class

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  1. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    LOL, ok, so it was back in primary school, grade 4 maybe? But still, I think most kids are past pissing themselves by that age. I guess he was too scared to ask the teacher (lol, I'm cracking up as I'm typing this) to go to the toilet, so he just started pissing under the table, I was sitting on the table opposite behind him, so I turned around and saw it just puddling straight onto the floor, it was noisy too lol.

    I turned around and saw another kid watching, we both looked at eachother with big smiles on our faces and giggled. After class finished, everyone was gathered around his seat talking about it, he had quickly rushed out of class, but came back in to get his bag, everyone questioned him when he did of course. his loyal friends said it was just apple juice he was emptying on the floor (he was a nice kid), i was his best friend, but not even i could lie to cover that up for him lol.
     
  2. Bad.Fish

    Bad.Fish Sex wee pon de babylon

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    reminds me of a school tour in primary school in 2nd class (around 8 years old, not sure what year that would be in amerdica) We were on the bus anyway and the unpopular snobby stuck up piece of shit guy (whos still in my class) ended up sitting at the back, everyone always tries to get the back of the bus first so there was a few rows of seats at the front that were empty.

    Anyway I was sitting about halfway down the bus when I heard people laughing and moaning, then people started to move from the back of the bus to the front empty seats giggling.
    I wasnt sure what was going on...then the smell hit..a really horrible human shit type of smell.

    So I looked around towards the back and the guy was sitting by himself in the middle at the back crying, with completely empty rows of seats.
    He shat himself really badly. I dont think iv ever laughed as much in my life...hes such a faggot though..he used to walk around with the teachers at lunchtime and hes been requesting more homework throughout the whole school year (this current year)
     
  3. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    In Primary School...I Remember this Boy Paul Absolutely Bursting to Use the Bathroom...

    But the Teacher Wouldn't let him Go and told him to get back to Work...(school work that is :tongue: )

    Soon Enough the Poor Boy peed all over his Seat and Floor in Classroom full of Kids...

    He turned Bright Red...And being a Red Hed with fair Skin...He really was Quite Red then...

    Poor Guy...
     
  4. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    when i was in high school, there was this biology teacher, who had the lable of being 'the bitch from hell.'
    thank goodness i never had her for a class!
    anyhow, one day, one girl in the class had to go take a dump. colman (the teacher) told cindy to just hold it untill class was over.
    cindy was not able to. she went up to colman's desk, and got up on it, and drop her pants and took her dump.
    cindy yelled at colman with tears in her eyes, "see what you forced me into doing you fucking ****!"
    i heard colman got reasigned to a different school.
    cindy became a school hero, for getting rid of "the bitch from hell."
     
  5. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    I pee on peoples stuff when they piss me off...
     
  6. telephone

    telephone weird

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    I peed on a chair in music class in 2nd grade because the teacher wouldn't let me go even though I asked her like four times.
    I mean, what the hell else was i supposed to do? i HAD to go.
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby Banned

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    That was fucking funny! Did anyone see her pussy?
     
  8. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I had a bitch of a French Teacher in Year 9.

    Was really sick one day, asked if I could go to school nurse, she said no, 10 minutes later I threw up all over desk and splattered those around me.

    Next class she had a go at me cos she had to spend too much time trying to convnce cleaners to clean it up
     

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