it smells awfully good in here....

and i mean 'awfully' in it's worst form....


the pungent smell of shit is starting to clear and fresh air is making it's way in ....

it makes me sick....i like the smell of poop

 

This is really strange - I was going to make a shitty thread myself.

For two days, I ate lots of cheese and never went to dump.

Yesterday morning at work - I felt an urge to go shit. Not the regular urge - a small urge - yet, very annoying.

I went to shit. My shit was kinda pale and stinky but not the stink I usually like - a stink like I was dead and didn't know it. I went four times more over the day.

I only shower in the morning. When I went to bed yesterday - my smell was all over my house. It was sort of a smelly shit - the one you'd expect from a homeless - I guess my ass perspired and it made it worse. I usually recognize my shit smell but this time - it was like my shit was a stranger.

Five shits in one day. Five big shits. That's a lot of shit.

Today - I feel...empty..."empty" - yeah - that is the correct word...

 

tits or gtfo slutter mgee

 

Why not???

 

dont be a cocktease

lets see some tits ya slut:toetap05:

 

So, when everything is fine - you show your tits to anyone?

 

you should get back at him by showing your tits

 

you lying whore...

we all know he caught you cheating with that filthy midget again.....


its all over youtube


now tits.....


or gtfo!!!

 

until you show us, we will be forced to assume that he cheated because your tits are lacking.

 

So - are we getting free tits or not?

 

Sorry to hijack this thread to it's original intent - if anyone is interested to know - my shit is back to it's original smell.

 

It's tough to put in words... It's like - "relaxed shit". It's a shit that's been moving in my bowels at a normal rate - so the stink is not too old and dry yet, not too mushy to be a sticky shit that spreads like peanut butter.

 

...shit that has been properly aged, like a fine wine. Vintage shit.

 

You can't beat classic shit.

It's got a signature smell.

 

Classic shit, as opposed to Modern shit...

hmmm

 

Classic is classic. Look at when they did that shit thing with Coca Cola...they looked like idiots. Don't mess with classic shit.