what are you wearing right now?

I'm wearing these white booty shorts with translucent yellow and blue mesh frilly things sewn to them, sort of like a tu-tu, a green and blue striped sweater, and a turquoise bandana.

I like to play dressup when i'm home aloneiggy:

what are YOU wearing?

 

I am wearing grey jeans with flappy buttony back pockets, a grey lacey camisole, a black deep v-neck cotton and cashmere t-shirt and an oversized buttonless black cardigan that goes to my knees in the front and stops at my waistband in the back.
Oh and grey suede closed-toe wedges and oversized silver oval hoops and a chunky turqoise stone necklace.

 

I'm wearing an Italian leather sofa.

 

pics or gtfo

 

I don't have pics.

why does everyone keep telling me to gtfo of my own threads?

oh you guysssss.

 

sexy!

 

because your threads suck ...just like you, only...they swallow after:toetap05:

 

I'm wearing a seal. Ok, several seals that were carefully clubbed to death and then relieved of their jackets. Still got bloodstains on it. And goddam is it every comfy.

 

oh, of course.

 

Were they baby seals?
Did you club them to death yourself?

 

A chainmail, some shorts and wooden shoes.

 

Of course, wasting an adult seal carcass would be sinful. And no, I pay others to club them, though I symbolically pet them on the head before they are dispatched.

 

Your making me cry thinking of this irish movie I saw about seals getting clubbed.
Anyone have anything interesting on today (for reals?). I am now wearing flannel pj pants and a jerry hoodie.

 

good, good. very well then.

 

I am in the process of changing...slowly. I'm getting distracted.

Now i'm wearing some denim capris and the bandana and..
that's it for now. I gotta find a shirt to put on, my neighbors would probably get upset if I went outside topless.
unfortunately. it's fucking nice out.

 

A lot of shit. I went for a dump and judging from the smell - I didn't wipe properly.

 

Sexy, sexy bytch...

(I did that to piss off KC)

 

Sorry. It was the other ascerbic hottie who hates the Y in Womyn and Bytch. My apologies.

 

What about me - you find me attractive with my stench of shit? I need love too.

 

Just for you Zoomie. My chubby feets.