Advantages of Dating Older Women

- They can't Run very Fast...

 

Those 'wheelchair scooters' aren't too slow either.

 

I date mostly older women. Like 5 years older.

It takes a lot of patience and bad hearing to date me.

 

If you assfuck a girl in her 80s, her cellulite gives your hands a better grip when you hold her by the cheeks.
When she removes her dentures, there's more cockspace in her mouth.
When she fucks - she's always thinking that it could be the last time - so she does it good.
You have more diverse sexual activities - in her 80s, her skin is flabby - you get to put your penis in between that fat.

 

-Older women are more Honest... An Older Woman will tell you that you are an Arse if you're Acting Like One...A Young Woman will say Nothing...Just Incase it means you might break up with Her...

-An Older Women will Never Accuse you of Stealing the Best Years of Her Life...Because Chances are Someone Else has...

-Older Women are Pyschic...You have to Confess to Everything because Somehow they Always know...

-Older Women know How to Cook...Younger Women know How to Dial a Take Away...

-An Older Women will Never Accuse you of Using Her...She is Using You!

- Older Women Often Own an Interesting Collection of Lingerie that they Have Acquired from Admirers Over the Years... Young Women Often Don't wear Underpants at all...Thus Practically Eliminating all Possibility of a Strip-tease...

-Older Women are Dignified...They are beyond Having a Screaming match with you in the middle of the Night in a Public Park...

-With an Older Woman...You Don't Have to Worry about Rivals because No One else wants them...

-An Older Woman will Never Wake you up in the middle of the Night and Ask You..."What are you Thinking?" An Older Woman Doesn't Care What You Think.

-Sex with an Older Woman is Usually Fantastic with All the Tricks they've Picked up Over the Years...They've Done it Enough to know what Works...Yes?

-An Older Woman will Introduce you to all of Her Girlfriends... A Younger Woman will Avoid Her Girlfriends when She's with You...Incase You get any Ideas...

-Older Women are Cheaper Dates...They can use their Senior Citizen's Discount for their Half of the Date...

-An Older Woman is a Cheaper Date for another Reason... A Younger Woman will Cost You 12 Beers...But an Older Woman will Sleep with You After a Cup of Herbal Tea...

- An Older Woman will Always meet the minimum Height Requirement to go on an Amusement Ride...

-Older Women Have Jobs with Dental Plans...Younger Women Can't Help You When You Need to Start Replacing Your Old Fillings...

- An Older Woman Can Wear Bright Red Lipstick During the Day without Looking Like she Just Had an Adventure Inside a Jam Jar...This is Not True of Younger Women or Drag Queens...

 

I don't know about older women, but here's some for being with older men
1. He knows a lot of useless stuff and makes a great partner in games like Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit and Balderdash.
2. He’s well-read. He can explain a book’s plot and storyline to you quickly and succinctly, thereby saving you the time it would take to actually read the book. It’s like having your own personal set of Cliff Notes.
3. This gives you more free time to spend his money at malls, outlet stores, and online.
4. He knows a lot about music. He can name the band that Paul McCartney played with prior to Wings.

 

The big bedroom and/or guest rooms in his house means no rent for you

 

He’ll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn’t around. (Celebrate Father’s Day twice!)
No random late-night booty calls, because he goes to bed at 9 pm every night.

 

You don’t have to worry about him looking at other women. (His vision is probably so shot he can’t see them).


HAHAAA This one so fits in my marraige:
He’ll memorize your phone number, which comes in handy if you get too drunk and forget it.

 

He has a nice car. Park your Hyundai and start driving his Infiniti, Porsche, Lexus, Mercedes or BMW

 

i don't know, they're fat and have kids so they're desperate enough to date me?

 

says the guy who hasn't posted a picture

 

Why the frowny face Daisy? You're the queen of MILF's. :biggrin:

 

I love her legs.

 

Undies says I'm fat and desperate.
























Don't worry, I know I'm not.

 

A 22 Inch Waist Does Not Equal Happiness...

 

Haha, undies has too posted a pic of himself. In my embarrassing photos thread the other day. Too bad hardly anyone else contributed to it...coulda been a gem.

 

i thought daisymae was the big black guy in the back of her sig. that's why assumed she was fat.

 

All so true. Also, older guys have sown most of their oats. Mine came to me ready for a family and was thrilled that i already had kids. He didn't have to wait. lol