(music of 2001: Space Odyssey) YES! It's that Friday moment!

This week for the s.h.i.t. (Science Hall of International Technology) we're going to go into beliefs, myths and a little science.
Poll question and choices coming up in a moment.

 

Bumping but also asking: how do you think mastubation affects your body - or doesn't???

 

Wow - no one plays with their bodies.

I'm sure that when the pope sees this thread (especially on holy fri) he'll be happy about youse.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o09L-hkrzhw


Hotwater

 

Good link. Now, can you sorta make it interactive with the thread title? People would see the title and also see the movie and theme at the same time?

 

I named my oldest son from 2010: Odyssey Two. Nikolai, after the astronaut.

 

Wait, apparently this thread isn't what I thought it was about.

 

Secretious Agent - you can talk about your mastubation habits in here - it'll be confidential. No one, ever reads my threads. ...and I mean NO ONE. Even the mods won't delete anything because they know me by now and never read my threads.

Btw - if you could put a camera in the bathroom, you could also tell me about your hubbies masturbation habits too.

 

I have a ten inch dildo that I've never been drunk enough to use. And the dog ate my vibrator. (ewww) So it's been a while since I've masturbated. My husband does it like he's 16 though. I stopped putting out because my medication (lithium) is f-ing with me. Poor guy.

 

I am sorry if you are really sick.

I've been there and am there, still a little but almost out of the woods.

You'd be surprised at how some people can be nice in here - they can have words that will compensate for all of the World's meanness.

Ok - sorry for being serious there - back to being an ass.

C'mon, tell me about your orgasms, tell me, tell me...KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (in the cheesy voice of kirk but - I don't have a toupee yet)...

 

Firstly, Kirk is not cheesy, he is made of awesome.

Secondus, thank you for your sympathy.

Lastly, why don't you come over and give me an orgasm. Like a gift, all wrapped pretty. Then you'd know.

 

(runs around the house the equivalent of 20 miles...)​

 

what the fuck does the topic title have to do with this?

 

It has the fuck to do that this was the Fabulous awaited Friday Poll.

Now - if you don't masturbate - please press the "delete myself" button.

 

Oh, my bad, I just got it lol.

 

Well, now, can you tell us about you? ...well, your genitals, that is...

 

Well it's long loose and full of juice.

 

Ok - so far so good...go on...

 

It's an urban myth that kittens are killed.

Actually it's puppies.
Which're made into smoothies.
And sold at extortionate prices.

 

What about your "intimate parts" though?

I'll have a poll soon enough about urban legends - don't spoil for the others.