I use these ones quite regularly, a few of them stolen from a friend that stole them first: - As an actor said to a bishop - Piss off you nonce - You say tomato, I say tomata - Chillax - Thats how I roll - Choose life
I also like to quote the Kaiser Chiefs: "Its coooool, to know nothin' " But then I can't stop: "Take a look at the kids on the street no they never miss a beat, no they never miss a beat, never miss a beat"
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
"I gotta see these warlocks" In relation to my friends talking about this girl with E cup size breasts. It was a huge hit, her nickname is now warlocks. I have to admit, I've been a bit naughty, I've pretended the phrase was my own, I just hope none of them see super bad again.
"Dont fuck this up, Mitchell!" "YOU aren't gonna do SHIT to him, Asshole!" - Three Oclock High "Fuckbeans!!!" = will ferrell in some older movie i forget what though.