Closest Bowl Breakage Encounter

Whats the closest you ever came to breaking one of your prized pieces? I was smoking out of my only glass piece on my roof when I was home sick from school, and somehow the bowl just dropped out of my hand, rolled down the roof, and fell 2 stories. I just waited for the crash, and heard nothing. I go outside, and it doesn't even have a scratch on it, because it landed on the woodchips, 6 inches away from big jagged rocks.

 

I had a close call where my friend handed me his bowl, and I was stoned silly and tried to grab it, but jarred it lose from his hand, and it fell on his wood deck. Somehow it didnt break, I was freaked out for like 10 minutes

 

ha things like that give bad vibes

 

I've tipped my bong over many times. And dropped the bowlpiece a couple times too. But it hardly fell from a great distance or anything. It's safe though, I'll tell you that much.

I just smoked out of it like 3 minutes ago and i'm ripped lol.

 

jeez, i've never had such close encounters with my pieces

 

i almost dropped my new bong off of my night stand a couple nights ago. and i've knocked a few pipes off of it, too. but that's it.. usually i'm pretty careful.

 

But like I said before.

If you break my bong, I break you.

lol, i'd be so pissed. Especially if I was drunk.

 

bounce off concrete. often you get one bounce, then the break... hella close

 

i've tipped over my bong, hit the mouthpiece on stuff (a lamp today), dropped the slide of my other bong (wait, that one did break but i dropped it safely first)

my friend through my pipe out the window once before we got pulled over and we got in no trouble. then we went back to find it, and actually did find it (an accomplishment to begin with) and it wasn't broken. that was a close call too because we didn't get busted by the cops.

 

last time i did get busted i threw the lit blunt of chron out the window. didnt help but they didnt find it or see me do it....

 

i bet that was a saaaad day

 

so what'd you get busted with then? i've got pinched before too. sucks. makes the close calls that much better though..