What killed this man (theorem) -

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by Friend, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. Friend

    Friend Banned

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    A parachutist jumps from a plane. His chute doesn't open. He hits the ground so hard that when people pass by - they aren't even disgusted - they believe someone dropped a pizza on the ground with extra tomato sauce.
    If the parachute had opened - he'd be alive. Yet, it's hitting the ground that removed his wrinkles.
    What killed the man? The parachute or the ground???​
     
  2. Alfi

    Alfi Member

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    the sudden stop.

    works with cars too. :)
     
  3. deleted

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    papa john killed him :leaving:
     
  4. Friend

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    Papa John is close but no, no cigar.

    You may delete your post and try a second answer.
     
  5. Funkateer

    Funkateer To swing on the spiral

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    The lack of planning or packing the chute
     
  6. Sylph ish

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    the c o m b i n a t i o n of the two, ohhh what a mindfuck
     
  7. marbchic

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    er... gravity
     
  8. obnoxiously

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    The landing killed him. The parachute just helped it happen.
     
  9. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    i know! i know! he landed right in front of godfathers pizza... the godfather did it! that is how the godfather keeps his overhead down, and that is why his pizzas are so large with all that extra sauce.
    the godfather screwed up this one though. the secret of his pizzas is now out...CANNIBALISM NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!
     

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