What do boobs feel like?

they're natural pillows

 

Water baloons inside a pillow.

 

Just grab your butt cheeks and that will give you a good idea.

 

Consider what they actually are - fat cells contained within bags of skin.

What else could you expect them to feel like?

 

No, i just dont think grabbin your ass is a good enough example. There is nothing that can rlly compare to a nice pair, idk maybe im just a boob guy.

 

..like warm apple pie..

they made a movie about things like this you know.

 

very nice

 

I detect an even bigger level of confusion if this is in the genitalia forum

 

Duuuude...?

 

What will an extra $20 get us? As for the original questioner - sonny, you askt the wrong question. The correct question is: What do boobs TASTE like? Can't say I've ever concentrated on their feel. Taste, lad, taste. Go gettum!!

 

They feel like heaven.

 

I've had my fair share of girlfriends; but call it luck or call it fate, I've yet to get my hands on a big bouncy set of hooters. Just the little handful or mouthful variety. Now I'm married to a woman with tiny, little breasts. The gods can be so cruel.

 

Quality is far more important than quantity.

 

You haven't been to a topless club? It's not too late! You're not dead yet.

The big ones had novelty value for me for a while, but it wore off. I suspect you would have a similar experience. I usually prefer to play with a pair attached to somebody I care about.

But...novelty can be very good.

 

In most states, you can't touch the merchandise in a strip club.

 

Legally, that is true. If the club has private booths or rooms, the rules in there are whatever the girl says they are.

Getting a face full of boob during a lap dance will also give you a pretty good idea what the big ones feel like. In most states, you don't need a private room for that.

Live in a conservative state? No problem. Go to New Orleans on vacation, and send your wife shopping on Royal Street or Decatur. The clubs on Bourbon Street are open all afternoon and all night. Money will buy you anything you want there. :cheers2:

 

Go shave your asscheeks. Dry them off. Pull the erasers off of two No. 2 pencils and stick one in the middle of each asscheek with double sided tape. Feel away.

 

Honestly, I really don't care for boobs, besides, they get in the way.

 

Where I live, you'd get your ass kicked by a 250 lb. bouncer if you tried to touch the merchandise. That said, my fair city, Atlanta, arguably has the best strip clubs in the U.S. -- although I haven't been to one since the night of my bachelor party.

As far as breasts are concerned, I actually prefer small ones. However, I would have liked to have experienced a set of large breasts just once.

When those big ones start to fall at around 35-40, (or earlier) it's not pretty. My wife's breasts, (what there is) will remain perky. I love her sweet little tits.

And since when are boobs genitalia?