a poem about nancy grace.

nancy grace,
states her case,
all up in your ugly face!

then she kicks you in your private place
and sprays you with a can of mace!

she knows about the human race,
all those assholes, such a disgrace.

 

nancy grace,
running a marathon race,
pass her and you get a taste.

of her coffee cake paste
spread all over your face


yes, grace nancy is a news anchor waste
no, nancy grace dosent match bill o'riley's haste.

 

:smilielol5::smilielol5:

i'd pay a dollar to watch bill and nancy oil wrestle.

 

i'd be willing to see this happen. i bet you a dollar nancy would win.

 

yes, but bill will cheat and then try to out yell her...

 

We used to watch Nancy Grace over at our friend Sean's mom, Twyla's house. I remember Nancy saying something about paroled child molestors being "horny enough to hump a telephone pole" and Twila wrinkled her nose and was like, "Imagine the splinters!" Hahahaha...aw man.

 

I can't stand Nancy Grace
She deserves to have a hatchet buried in her face
She's sympathetic toward cops
I can't stand her, and I want her heart to stop
I'll shove a cactus up her ass
Then I'll shatter a window
Just to rub her face in broken glass
I'll peel off her skin
Then pour acid on her face
The torture never ends

~fin~

 

By John Cleese:

Ode to Sean Hannity

Aping urbanity,
oozing with vanity,
plump as a manatee,
faking humanity.
Journalistic calamity,
intellectual inanity,
Fox Noise insanity.
You're a profanity, Hannity.

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Many know Cleese from his work in Monty Python.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cleese

Cleese was on one of the cable channels during the U.S. presidential campaign. He mentioned the incident where John McCain addressed the audience at a campaign rally as 'My fellow prisoners.' Cleese said it's next to impossible for anyone to write something that comical.


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nacy grace. a shape shifter in commonplace. carpeted marketed air-waved chase. no needs to need. no news to bleed. heated take heed. dilated anomaly. refurbished truths normally. what is news, news-mother? in unbiased tehcno color. please. for streamlining ease.

in deadwood, mining monies. jane, calamity cursed hannity & colmes. sean, combs. ultra ego magnifies his dank trichomes. wild bill hickok would take up sheriff. setting up nightly new news tariffs. al swearengen acts as bailiff; for his deadwood bar shananagins.

fox, cnn, msnbc. all live fed most earnestly. all feed live parasitically. off your subscribed hannity annuities. and divided grace, nancy addicted fancies. tickle your own elmo. drop new anchor elbows. randomly.


cotton candy sweet as most half-truths sold...let me see that correct news reel mold.

now, roll playa, roll...now dip, playa dip.
now, know, playa, know...now trip, playa, trip. to that worthy news demanding script.


hahah, yeeyeeah playa. roll the nightly news script, edited satisfactory to meet demands of free thinking conscript-conquistadors.

 

Who the fuck is Nancy Grace?
I don't even know what her face
looks like
I don't even cum from outer space
Why don't you come on over to my place?
And we can play chess
And nestle in the stasis
Ace of base
Flase of trace
Macy Gray
Larry Grayson
Jason Newstead
Donald Dewar
Jam pancakes

 

nancy grace is nancy grace.

 

I think mine is the best poem in the thread, so far, but only because it's the most violent haha

 

Nancy Grace is such a bitch
Id love to torch that evil witch
So what if Casey killed her kid
You just bitch cuz no one snitched

You face always looks like you are stressed
A permanent case of PMS
Do the world a favor,
Shoot yourself and be laid to rest.

 

Fairly violent

 

When I find Nancy Grace
I will brutally mutilate
Peel the skin from her face
Right before I decapitate
I wanna cut off her head and spit down her neck
Then stick my dick in and have neck sex
The best method for a good deepthroat
Using blood for lube, enough to float a fuckin boat

 

For some reason the name 'Nancy Grace' conjures up images of murder and genocide in my brain.

 

Dude. Seek help immediately

That was fucking awesome.

 

hahaha I thought you'd like that. And yes....I'm seeing a psychiatrist next month, as a matter of fact. lol

 

Nancy Gray is such a slag
She is such a fat old bag
Her tits are like vinegar
I wouldn't like to finger her
Her ass is fat I do believe
And her fanjita resembles a wizards sleeve