3 things you didn't do today

i did'nt eat any lemons
i did'nt fall off a horse
i did'nt walk backwards for a hour

 

1.) I didn't strangle my siblings
2.) I didn't go out of the house
3.) I didn't play video games
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I didn't get to sleep in long enough again
I didn't write a song about love
I didn't go for a poop (yet)

 

i didnt ride my bike to work
i didnt use the dishwasher at work
i didnt read the newspaper

 

Didn't resign from the Cabinet
Didn't fiddle my expenses
Didn't upload nude pics of myself

 

didn't do the dishes
didn't get any mail
didn't go to work