Why is it..

...when you park in a handicapped parking space, you're an asshole, but when you use a handicapped bathroom stall, nobody gives a damn? :toetap05:

 

well,
when it comes down to it...shit rolling out your pantlegs is a disability....so, why not circumvent such an episode by using the nearest bathroom...

 

because handicapped people just poop in their pants and not in bathrooms

 

Haha...I got in trouble once for using the HC can in college...it was a huge bathroom all to yourself...I tried to explain that my handicap was the inability to crap with someone around...they didnt think it was a valid reason:toetap05:

 

What is that? Do you piss in the spastic loo?

 

well one reason might be that you leave your car but you dont leave the stall when you are occupying it. and a car can be left for hours, a bathroom stall (typically...) isnt used for an extended period of time. thirdly, i dont really care why am i still typing

that is weird. who got you in trouble?

 

because they exist in public spaces. in most of these public spaces, the vast majority of people drove there, and usually an even larger majority is not using the bathroom.

parking is a hotter commodity than toilets, especially if you have some sort of handicap necessitating a special commode, if you have more work to do than dropping your draws and sitting down.

in most of america, most people in a store are parked outside, and usually the handicapped are a vast minority.

also, most of the people in the store are not using the bathrooms, and i would wager that the handicapped individuals are even less prone to using the public bathrooms than other folks, unless it is an extreme emergency....

chances are much higher that you'll inconvenience a handicapped person by using the parking spaces than the toilet.....

plus they don't police toilets...

 

Some chick saw me...it was a trades/industrial section of the college and there was no "girls" bathrooms......so they (there were 2 girls enrolled in the trades) claimed the Handi Loo as their own..

 

oh a vagina as a handicap, of course

 

You use a parking space longer than you use a bathroom.

 

I don't know. Certain things cannot be explained...

 

you don't really need to display a visual as to why you are a hopeless and need a ridiculous big space to shit in...so who notices if your truly handicapped when behind a big reinforced steel-carbon-metallic-titanium-uranium-stadium-iron door?

 

There's uranium in that shit??

 

hell yea. i think they use handicap stalls as bomb shelters now.