Do you wear a special pair of pants for when you go out on a Saturday night? I like to wear a pair of good quality Next pants, but it's probably Primark for the rest of the week.
Why would leaving the house on a Saturday night call for its own unique set of pants I mean i kind of just use whichever pants come to hand, they dont have allocated day usage
I tend to go out Monday nights rather than Saturdays. And yes, I do have special pants. This is my theory; I don't go out to get laid, I go out to get drunk and have a good time with friends. It's a time to forget how sad and lonely I am. So if I'm not planning on getting laid, and if I never get asked to get laid, why do I take the time to select a special pair of pants? I'll tell you; sod's law. The second I choose to go out in my torn, unironed, smelly, skidmarked, yellow-stained y-fronts that I've had since primary school, the ones that have Desperate Dan on the front, Ruthy fucking Ross herself will approach me and offer to buy me as many tequilas as I can drink if I will bump uglies with her.
but power13 maybe the laydee will ONLY come up to you if you are wearing those skanky pantys....dare you test that theory?
I have day-of-the-week pants, but such is my ability to organise that they rarely come out of the wash in the right order. I once wore wednesday pants on saturday. I felt so dirty
i, a crazzy man, pants for me are like a good soup, it might just look like water but when you tast it can be full of invisable flavour, so i go for a range of pants, from just finished work pants to $100-$200 pants, the winner is personality, chicks arnt going to dig you if ur like a stale fish, rock out with ur cock out and see how you go, peace and good fortune mate
