Annoying things humans do

1. Leave fish a inches away from our noses then act all shocked and angry when we attempt to sample it for them

2. Interupt us when we're in deep sleep just so they can sit down on the chair, even when there's loads of other places to sit (tables, televisions, fishtanks, clean washing...)

3. Never appreicate the gifts we bring them... you spend all night trying to catch a mouse, prepare the most nutrious part from them (stomach, intestines...), then they have the cheek to put it in the bin!!

4.ruffle our fur, tickle us, almost sufficate us with hugs and THEN complain about the fur on their carpets and clothes

Smiling Rose's Cat (and before anyone asks, yes we ARE capable of typing with paws)

 

spend billions of dollars on pet feed while every 8 seconds, a child dies of either hunger or illnesses due to contaminated water

 

Um...okay....Anyway, for those who understand that animals need to eat as well....


5. Wiggle a string in front of our faces, then when we get bored of A STRING and walk away, they follow us saying "Come on! Attack it! Chase the string, baby!". Ugh. How demeaning and irritating.

6. Be allergic to us. Helloo? It's called allergy medicine!

7. Push us off the pages of ther text books in an attempt to study. Silly insuperior humans; They know we'll just climb right back on!

 

8. roll their eyes and make disparaging remarks when we lick our asses.

9. set a time limit on "lap time''

10. complain that we're eating them out of house and home, then go buy a fifty bound bag of cheap tasteless dry catfood

11. freak out when they catch us using their computer, posting on web boards using their names

Perky, Lady, and Squeaks--TrancedelicbBlues's cats

 

"Uumm okay"...

For those who dont understand that human offsprings need more to eat than animals:

FUCK YOU ALL!

 

12. Pick us up for a hug, when we're trying to make it to the litterbox! If I want to sit in your lap, I'll jump UP there, when I'M ready!

 

13. Give the hedgehog kitten food, and when we are kind enough to IGNORE the spiney rodent and go for the food, get angry! I'm leaving the LIVING thing out of it! What more could you want?!?

(this one was specifically for Fluffy last night She ignores Peanut and goes directly for his food)

 

The son of a gun won't scratch my tummy. Even when I go to the trouble of standing on my hind legs, and tap him gently on the arm to get his attention.

 

14. Come home with a puppy :$

15. Lock me outside on the balcony (sorry Sassy!) :&

16. Eat all the tuna fish, and only gives me the juice!



-- Sassy and Casper, Sera's kitties

 

17. Take me on a long car trip, and forget my sandbox. Hey pally! My bladder is much smaller than your's okay? When I jump in your lap after your 6th beer? That's my payback buddy of mine!

(Every Domestic Cat in the world.)

 

Expect us to eat really boring looking rabbit pellets, like we care if they are healthier.

Let their friend's stupid dog run riot round the garden while we have to sit in the hutch.

Shove you with a broom and call you names whilst you're just happily minding your own business behind the sofa.

Ask 'where are you going?' as if staring at the doorway/gap under the sofa isn't enough of a hint.

Fail to understand that we don't do mornings

Wave raisins at you and expect you to walk to get them, then think it's really cute when you do.

Branwen & Casey

 

pay for the afghani kids, rich mother fuckers!

 

The most annoying thing humans in places like Turkey and Afghanistan do is eat us poor cats!

 

Nooooo,
What humans do that is so annoying is
18) let a cat go unspayed and produce about 200 kittens during her lifetime (come on, what would you do if you were in heat) while both human babies and domestic animal babies are unwanted and starving!

19) breed like crazy and overpopulate the world while both human babies and domestic animal babies are unwanted and starving, and many human babies are waiting to be adopted.

20) and so much more other stuff totally unrelated to how many humans\animals there are and how much they eat, that leads to starvation anyway.

21) claim that human babies "need to eat more" than animal babies. Nooooo, you're just one of those crazy people who values two-legged people more than the other kind. That's okay: Just stay out of the Pets and Animals threads, and please don't ever get a dog or anything, I don't trust you with that.

Trancedelic, I don't think people in Turkey\Afghanistan eat cats, im pretty sure thats just in some parts of East Asia. Saying stuff like that would only feed the troll\flamer and make him feel like abusing animals or something, if he's coming back.

 

We neither eat cats, nor trade slaves, nor massacre Indians!

People in Afganistan are hundreds of times more human(e) than you racists (especially in FL).

 

18. Tell me their going to put MY food out for the CAT if I don't eat it...I hate that crap but I'll be DAMNED if that %$#)!!^ CAT is gonna have it.
(Jackeddy the #1 dog)
19. Laugh at me when I don't quite make that jump from the top of the woodpile onto the chopping block, don't they understand I MEANT to fall??
(Harvest the #1 cat)

 

This was meant to be a light hearted thread for people and their pets.
It is a shame that children go hungry every day.

I for one need my cat for a rodent problem that comes up when I don't have a cat.

I need my dog because I am here alone all week, not that I have to justify having them, most people have them for companions and that is how it should be, we can love each other and all God's creatures but maybe you would rather we jst leave the ones that are already here to die in the streets???

I could take any and just about everything that people spend their money on and make a case against it....but I'm not out to ruin peoples day because they post about their pets.....
There are other threads where this would be a welcome addition.

People should be responsible pet keepers, alas some are not.
People should be responsible baby breeders, alas some are not.
If you live in a country where children all around you are starving, why would you keep having them???
NOW MAES, if you have something to add about funny things pet would say......

 

Teepi, you make the best points!


My cats: "Why can't they figure out I'm on the tops of the furniture, not to annoy them, but to escape the dang fleas, them silly humans."

 

Maes, this is supposed to be a fun, cute thread. This is not supposed to be a politcal debate. There are multiple political forums in this message board, why don't you save it for them?

 

I hate it when the son of a gun won't light the incense "I" want when he smokes a bowl.
(Sissy. Matt's Cat.)