Significant Other

Where is your gay high five smiley?

 

I was married for over 10 years to the Devil's concubine. Longest 20 years of my life. I have been happily divorced and unattached for 13 years.

 

I don't remember her....she must've been a lousy concubine.

 

Amen!

 

I've been with the same male human for almost 4 years (June 19! Whoo!), and today his mom hinted about a wedding. And I also found my wedding dress...so I guess our ceremony won't be toooo far off. But in true hippie style, we're not going to get a license, we're just going to have a ceremony. Haha.

 

You want to be my girlfriend?

 

I was single for a few years and just somehow knew that there was no one for me in my area. I preferred being alone and free than to have a "boyfriend" just for company who would ultimately just annoy the shit outta me.

Just when you accept that being alone is cool...that someone that you didn't know you were looking for appears even though your lives have paralleled for years. Now I can't picture my life without him...

 

yes ma'am

 

Sweet!

 

You better not call me all the time....or ask me what I'm thinking when I'm driving...oh don't for fucks sake don't ask me to cuddle....lastly don't give me a girly pet name.

 

Taken. Somewhere.

 

i would rather have hot pokers inserted in my eyes and be impaled on a sword than to deal with the female species again,thank you,goodnite,give me my fucking change.

 

Get A Damn Room You Two.......:toetap05:.

There Are Single Peeps On Here That Haven't Been Laid In Years..

And You Two Come Along, And Start Behaving Like Teens On Heat.


Kindly Keep That Kind Of Talk To Your You'llselves. O.K....??

FIRST AND LAST WARNING..YA HEAR..??..

(fills bucket of cold water just in case)



Cheers Glen.

 

I thought you knew? I'm the new RT Hoe. I would flirt with you....but I don't think I'm your type.

 

Have one, proud? I dunno. Things aren't always perfect but they work out

 

single and open for suggestions......its been 3 years..my kid is now old enough to handle a new weekend mommy..his only request is that she is closer to my age than to his age......no promises