dinner party

I've never been to a dinner party...well, every now and then we have a big barbecue, but somehow, I'm not so sure that counts.

 

A triangle as opposed to the circle is a symbol of pain. Triptych pain: each corner represents disaster and then another complication leading to another disaster and so on, ad infinitum. The circle is a smooth ride upon the bliss of infinity with no antagonism.

 

i went to a dinner party last night. i made the mistake of eating their franken-food so as not to offend. now today i'm a mass of aches and pains. woe is me. beware! beware! :svengo:

 

it's not formal or anything... ahahaha me? going to a formal dinner? HA! not until i'm in the white house and that'll be booga-style formal.

 

I always thought dinner parties were an "English thing"?

Anyway, the first ones I went to, struck me in certain ways.
1)Most of the people didn't really like each other.They just wanted to appear clever and bitch about each other.
2)There was a down to Earth section who were into skunk and stuff
3)There was an utter tossers section.You know - going on about books they'd never read etc

It works with good friends.Or just say "functional" business associates.
But I really dislike the jumpedup prentiousness that some people show with it.
I can't resist the tempatation to take the piss out of them by looking utterly vacuous, insane and not giving a fuck.
I remember one bellend( a disdainful toff) who really annoyed me, so I whispered some "prison humour" in his ear.Which caused him to look like a ghost.

Anyways, I'm sure *your* dinner party will be great!Have fun!

 

i guess it's a bunch of friends that get together a few times a year to go on a bicycle ride. they're doing the ride tomorrow morning.

 

Sounds pretty chilled.Should be easy.
( altho I never go near the kitchen , except to get beers)

 

change your voice .....fake accent ...just for the party..kinda like how madonna changes her jersey accent to british.....

 

Madonna the fake, fuck I hate her.What a fucking traitor to working class New Jersey people..

What I hate most is the way she buys country estates and tries to close 1000 year old public footpaths.
And sends her kids to that £40 000 a year tossers school Eton.

 

gonna one up that and instead of looking into peoples eyes.. i'm going to look just slightly to the side of their head. try it sometime.. it's fun.

 

i do that all the time. it's why i'm so popular.

 

i will try it but it will interfere with wearin dark sungasses and starin at boobs

 

soooo..... i'm here and no one else is. they went for a walk or something. yes, i brought my computer!

 

check the medicine cabinet usually located off the master bedroom.....just kidding what i really wanna know is what you wore to this shindig

 

i wore clothing... actually sitting here in the middle of them all.. watching clips on hulu.com.

i doubt there is anything in the medicine cabinet... i have enough pills of my own anyways.

 

ya i was askin in a chit chat way and not in a ''what do you have on'' kinda way....i figured that since you were at a party you would have clothes on....

 

not like a party... get drunk and fucked up party... they were a bunch of 40 something high school friends.. they're all going for a bike ride tomorrow.

 

wow,
sounds like the sort of gathering i would likely get thrown out of...

 

wow is it the world naked bike ride time already

 

i forget when that is... but no. today is the wildflower ride.. http://www.chicovelo.org/wildflower.html