im 21 gonna be 22 this july...still a virgin...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by branged123, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. branged123

    branged123 Member

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    AND ITS FUCKING DRIVING ME CRAZY....
    i have had a girlfriend before but we broke up cuz of long distance...we did alot of stuff..except for that...
    then i was this with another girl....we just fooled around....no seX FUCK......

    and to top it all i dont have a big dick....4.85 inches...im so embarrassed by it.....i have thoroughly read all the posts on this forum...and dayum they are some good topics....

    i just wanted to vent this out...and i want to get a few pointers how to get a laid....

    i will be soon starting penis enlargement exercises......just want mine to be 5 so that i dont have to tell some girls im short of 5.....6 WUD HAVE BEEN GREAT...but oh well I AM what I AM....
    all my brain thinks of is sex sex sex sex sex sex raised to like fucking infinity...
    i dont know how to get it out....
    oh wait...its more like sex smalldick sex smalldick sex smalldick.....:confused:
     
  2. sarahrei

    sarahrei ~Lover~

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    If you just tell a girlfriend of yours that your a virgin I'm sure someone will be more then willing to help. I know alot of girls that are turned on by it.
     
  3. Sunchild77

    Sunchild77 Member

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    yeah seriously, just run around telling gals you never had sex cause you have a small dick someone will take pity on you eventually.

    jesus saves.
     
  4. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    you should try and sell your virginity like that one chick did, make a huge media spectacle out of it, I'm sure there's some old rich cougar that would love to have your proverbial cherry into her collection.....:D
     
  5. Wasteland

    Wasteland Member

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    Hire a hooker.

    I got the number of a few around here, if you don't have a problem with meth mouth.
     
  6. Archemetis

    Archemetis Senior Member

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    its not as uncommon as you might think for a guy in his early 20s to be a virgin. i was 21 my first time. just be open to meeting a quality girl and youll find one.
     
  7. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

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    :smilielol5:
     
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  9. JLynn0116

    JLynn0116 Visitor

    my fella and I were both virgins before eachother :) we're both in our early twenties and i think its beautiful that he waited for so long, almost like we waited for eachother i guess :)
     
  10. branged123

    branged123 Member

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    haha hmmm thanks for replies.....and i LOLd at selling "virginity".....good idea but i think i will pass...my folks wud suicide....lol.....
     
  11. Jehovah7

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    yes penis workout's will work but you need to make a program and stick to it. Remember anything is possible for God if you catch my drift.:D So don't worry, having a small penis in this life might mean that you will be huge in the next. Be safe my friend.
     
  12. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

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    Like someone already pointed out, if it's THAT big an issue, just pay for it.

    I've had some relatively big gaps between sex, like 8 months at one point.

    And I had some instances where I dated a girl and spent a lot of fucking money on her and about 6 weeks she dumped me because she didn't want to get pressured into it.

    Ungrateful bitches, am I right??

    LOL.

    I can tell you in all honesty from here at University, there are a ton of 20 year old decent looking guys that have yet to put their dick in a vagina.

    Most stem from high standards, and why shouldn't some guys have high standards when it comes to what gal you want to bed.

    My advice in seriousness would be to get over it, or, get a high class escort, if you do some research I'm sure you'll find a fair price and a fair chance she doesn't have any serious STDs ( lotta people have herpes lol ).

    As far as the dick size, if you only need half an inch or so just go to an Indian shop and buy wasp jelly, but use carefully, you don't want to overuse, it should do the trick.

    Anything above 8 is actually painful, as most women who've experienced men that size will tell you.

    Though 4 inches is small, 5-7 is the mark every guy should want.
     
  13. Shadow Walker

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    hey there this is my first post here but trust me its not that bad to still be a virgin at your age. I am 24 and just recently lost my virginity. You kind of get used to it but when you finally lose it the wait is well worth it. :cheers2:
     
  14. jamaican_youth

    jamaican_youth Senior Member

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    Any parties or clubs u can go to?
     
  15. nldn

    nldn Senior Member

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    You may think you are alone but you're not and there are probably a lot of others your age in the same boat.
     
  16. underplay

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    damn that must suck bro. You have actually a number of options that will be guaranteed to get you laid, all you gotta do is apply them and wait.

    1) Goto bars meet and talk to girls..
    2) Try to get closer with a bitch you already know, maybe make a fuck-buddy?
    3) Go after overweight girls, now no offense to anyone but im sure they are in the same boat as you, you might find better success, then move up to hotter bitches.

    Good luck, dont give up, lol.

    P.S.

    Oh yea, never pay for a fuck, EVER!! Watch out for gold diggers as well, if played out well though you can fuck em and ditch em.
     
  17. Shadow2145

    Shadow2145 comatose insomniac

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    Dont worry about it. Your doing better than my brother who turned 23 today. (no lie he really turned 23 today) he hasnt even had his first girlfriend never mind his first fuck.
     
  18. coolkenny13

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    are you trying to have a competition here . im 21 and im still a virgin . i have oral sex , and do all other kinky stuff. im not complaining . when its time it will be your time
     
  19. EXAchilles

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    And I think that answers our question. Based on this statement, I assume you still live with your parents? And if you're 21/22 you should be just about done with college, if you're enrolled. If I'm wrong on either account, simply disregard steps 1 and 2.

    Here are the steps you need to take:
    - Get a job.
    - Move out.
    - Hit up dive bars.
    - Get drinks with some lowlives.
    - Pick up a chick.
    - Fuck.

    It's as simple as that. Now, if you want a "special first time" or you only go for perfect tens then that's yours to deal with. But if you just want to get your dick wet then find someone who doesn't seem like they get a lot of attention and who seems to be lacking in the self-esteem department (daddy issues are always a "good" sign), and just do it.
     
  20. heywood floyd

    heywood floyd Banned

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    If you're worried about having a small dick, go out and buy a really lifelike dildo, and keep it in your underwear at all times. Then, when your special moment comes, insist that you get really drunk and turn off all the lights first, then use the dildo to fuck her. Of course, if she sees you're holding it throughout, then you're going to be found out, so I recommend wearing skin-tight briefs and then supergluing the dildo onto them. That way when you're finished, you can get up and change out of them before you go to sleep... problem solved!
     

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