I like to think I am not shocked by anything

Puppy want a treat??? ahahahaha


I'm sorry, please don't force yourself upon me.


oops I meant do

 

tease.

 

You're not alone.

 

I tried to report it to the police, but all they did was keep on saying "NICE" and giving me high fives

 

well that is certainly a new look on things. *goes to the love and sex forums to read the threads with this new mind set*

bwa ha ha ha ha

 

I Can Certainly Relate To The Semi-Rape-Rough-Sex-Scene..

Some Years Ago, My Boyf Of Four Years And I Went Camping For The

Weekend.

Both Got Drunk And Ended Up With Me On The Bottom Instead Of

My Traditional Topping.

Hurt Like Freakin Hell, And Continued To Till Next Morning, When It

Became Obvious To Us Why.

In His Mad Frenzy To Grab The Bottle Of Baby Oil For Lube In The Dark, He

Had Accidently Grabbed A Bottle Of Dishwashing Liquid....

I Could't Sit Down For A Week, But I Had The Most Sparkling Clean

Butt In The Whole Of Australia,

And, I Could Blow Pretty Bubbles, With Just A Simple Fart.....


Cheers Glen.

 

i agree i like to be bound and tied and slapped like a hooker and he's just tryin to get his money's worth ooo yea bay bay! *humps air*

 

Yea, thats nothing at all like what happened to me.

 

well, tell your story then, if you wish.

 

Not as interesting as Glens, but here ya go.

Went to a party with a few friends, and we all got hammered drunk. About the time I realized that I could barely stand up, the host showed me an empty bed to pass out in. I was out within a matter of seconds, but all of the suddon something brought me back to conciousness. I looked down to see this girl sucking my dick. Now normally, this would be a great thing.....but I wasn't into this chick at all and had been trying to get her to leave me the fuck alone all night. Plus I felt like I was seconds away from puking.....way too fuckin drunk to be gettin it on.

So I pushed her away, tightened up the belt, rolled over and tried not to pass back out. But it didn't work too well. I was coming in and out of conciousness and everytime I woke up this bitch was doing something else with my cock. I tried to leave a few times but the door was locked and I kept falling down.

 

hu... that's about all i got to say about that

 

Thank the good Lord there was no 'rupture' or anything of that nature

 

um yeah...not a turnon. :tongue:

 

You asked for it

 

it wasn't a complaint, it was an acknowledgement of the facts.