Hey guyz... Newb questions here

neither are you

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Neither are you. Roflcopter Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *Helicopter noise*

 

Yeh but I think you need to crochet the peanut butter in real tight otherwise it'll just come out again. It's important to crochet just right, so you make enough puncture holes for the dread to breathe, but not so many that the peanut chunks will slip out.

 

LMAO.

You = Smart. Ha! I love that. I said that to my husband. He called me a g33k. wtf

 

Kfanks. So I needz peanuts in the butter?? Why can't I use sunpat smooth? Does it has moar chemicals and that's why the peanuts disolved? Oh noes! I don't wanna hurt the peanuts

 

Also, if your dreads don't smell right, you need to adorn alternate locks with tofu and bacon, which will create the perfect aroma to get you in the mood for those 6-hour palmrolling sessions which are the only way to ensure your dreads won't stick out from the crowd too much with any unwanted "character".

 

Make sure you use butter from free range peanuts which have had the freedom to roam and take short vacations, and which signed a full consent form before becoming part of the butter. Chunky ones are best as they have endured less chopping.

 

I don't even need to palm roll. My dreads are 3 days old and already fully mature.

 

Omg that means they're totally ruined because you only did them so you could headbang through the summer and then cut them off. Omg shit it might already be too late but maybe you can save them. You need to comb them out right now and sing sweet songs to them by campfire light, and pray to the trees, then massage plenty of free-range peanut butter into them and hope it's not too late. We'll be with you. Make sure you post plenty of pics so we can check how a) fit b) waxy or c) fit and waxy you look

 

Holy shit you know me too well. It was a fine affair and now it's over. I expect you'll all fly in especially for this day of mourning and the queen will fly the flag at half mast. And then I'll get them redone and spend £400 on them. Wow!

 

can i haz dread plugz?

i should go to teh dokter an ask him fer some hair plugz but makes dem dreadz

 

This thread is rediculous

 

did you bring this thread up from like pages back?
if so, why?

 

^ You're ridiculous (Not you Enjoy). I got sand in my hair then my dog sneezed on one of them. Will be be okay? *whimpers* I heard bi carb washes are great does that include bi carb toothpaste?

 

lol did you bump my ridiculous thread cause I got your thread closed in the metal section?

 

This thread is win. asdf

 

Roffles

Chuckles worthy to teh EXTREMEs