Hi im 16 male and not gay, but for some reason i like to anally masturbate. I have been using my finger for awhile or a marker but i want something a little bigger not to crazy thou and safe of course. That's why i need some tips on homemade anal toys because i am to young to buy a real toy and also i don't want my parents to know, so please help. Also if you have tips on masturbating anally it would be cool thanks.
Alway try something that has a wide base or you can add a string that you put around your wrist to prevent it from slipping fully inside. The trip to the ER would be more embarrassing than your parents finding a proper toy under your bed. OK: Not so OK:
Yeah. Those mishaps that end in emergency room visits are not urban legends. "Hey doc -- I sat on a toothbrush and the darnedest thing happened!" OK. ^ Not so OK. ^
Be very careful of what you stick up the old pooptube. I used to work at a hospital and have seen some funny x-rays of really odd things that were stuck up people's butts. Sometimes the doc could fish them out but in many cases, the poor soul had to go to surgery for removal of the object.
Make youre own. Here's a quick 10 step instructional guide: Materials Required: Soft clay / playdo / etc -- You use this to create the design of what you want to stick up your tush (or vage). Piece of cardboard to use as a base Liquid latex (can be purchased from art stores, the kind in sex stores wont work ) Caulking gun (this is a must have for woman anyway) 100% silicone caulk (purchase from hardware store. be very sure that it is 100% silicone and has no chemical additives. YOU DON'T WANT THE SILICONE WITH CHEMICAL ADDITIVES GOING UP YOUR VAGE/TUSH. This comes in a variety of colors, including clear.) Vaseline Step 1: Mold the phallus of your dreams from the clay Step 2: Place the base of phallus on the carboard so that it is steady. May need to push some to keep it to stay. Step 3: Lightly cover phallus in vaseline so it is easy to remove from the latex mold later. Step 4: Paint phallus with liquid latex. Latex takes a long time to dry and you'll need many layers so step 4 and 5 become the most time consuming part. Use thin layers so it takes less time to dry, about 5-7 layers. Don't start painting next layer until previous one is dry. Also you want to paint a 2 inch or so base around the toy, just paint it right on the cardboard. Step 5: Wait. Hardest step, while mostly dry it will take almost a week before the latex mold can be used without breaking apart. Masturbate manually during this period. Step 6: Squeeze the clay out of the latex mold carefully Step 7: Fill up mold with silicone, using your caulking gun. It was suggested to me to cut a hole in the cardboard slightly larger than the size of your toy and put the mold in the hole, using the extra 2 inch base to tape against the cardboard so it will stay in place. Step 8: Wait 24 hours for silicone to harden. Step 9: Carefully peel toy out of latex mold. You should be able to peel it so that you dont damage the latex mold (that way you can use it again to make another toy without going through steps 1-6) Step 10: Insert silicone toy into orifice of your choice and enjoy The nice thing about this is that it will be 100% silicone so its of the highest quality and should last basically forever. I've used this method to create a silicone version of this amazing glass dildo I have, it was pretty easy and then I made like 5 silicone copies and gave them out as gifts to my girlfriends Edit: Ah, just read the rest of the OP's post. Maybe my guide won't help him -- as for a little over a week he'd have various stages of dildo construction going on that could be found out. Also, OP -- theres nothing gay about it. Almost all of my boyfriends like it in the butt, too.
You have to be carefull, not to stick it to the end. It's hard to control things like that when close to orgasm. If you decide anyway, use Masturbator Pro app. You can choose vibration patern with it. Masturbator Pro Jar and Jad. Almost every old cell phone can use it.
