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Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by FuckFuckFuck, Apr 25, 2009.

  1. FuckFuckFuck

    FuckFuckFuck Member

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    What is the best way to get cum off of your hands after blowing your load?
     
  2. Green_Goddess

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    omg really? lmao.. WASH THEM...
     
  3. HushBull

    HushBull Insuperior

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    Where is your nearest pet?
     
  4. Green_Goddess

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    lmao eeeewwwww
     
  5. JoeBone

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    If you're trying be funny, it isn't. If you aren't trying to be funny, it's a really dumb question. Just what is your point -- other than to waste a few KBs in the database?
     
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    I thought these were 'Free' speech forums,..... guess when they titled it, they didn't account for people with an attitude! :cool:
     
  7. JoeBone

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    I think some people don't know what free speech is.
     
  8. chaple7

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    Well if your that concerned about it, which i can't believe you are, have a tissue or something handy- avoid the whole problem.
     
  9. clitorisjunkie

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    Just like wiping your dick off after fucking. Use the nearest window curtains.
     
  10. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    You have a tongue don't you, well it's time for you to sample your own batter.
     
  11. Face Eater

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    Warm water and soap. Cold water and it goes all crusty. Its not that stupid a question is it?
     
  12. JoeBone

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    Yes, it still is.
     
  13. squ34ky1

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    Well I never believed it before,.... but it's obviously true what they say about people in the South!! :D
     
  14. Kama

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    That we are amazingly good looking? I agree.

    Joe is right, this is a stupid question. Its like asking "how do I get *anything* off my hands?" You WASH the fucking things. This isnt something that anyone over the age of about 4 needs to be told, and it has nothing to do with L&S other than the fact that the OP decided that the offending substance which needs to be removed is cum.

    To be perfectly accurate, the "free speech" angle does cover the asking of stupid questions. But the general, IDK... respect one should have for our fine hosts here at HF and for our fellow forumites should lead one to not make stupid topics asking questions that have a clearly defined, ages old answer that is usually understood by the time one is, say, 5 years old.

    Plus Joe just seems to be in a snarky mood a bit lately.

    Now lets all calm down with a nice drink:

    :cheers2:
     
  15. JoeBone

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    Well, I know what free speech is. In short, it means you can speak out against the government with impunity. Unfortunately for some, it doesn't mean that you can say stupid things and not expect to be called on it. As far as this sight is concerned, it's just a catchy slogan.

    Really? I feel swell. Honest.
     
  16. Gumby

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    I usually feeel real guilty for masturbating, after I cum I jump in the shower, clean myself real good and say the rosary 12 times. Then go to church on Sunday.

    Sometimes I read the story of Jezebel in the bible and masturbate, the name Jezebel and bad girls make me want to sin.
     
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