Weed Reading: Midnite in Malcolm X Park

Yo, fam...

You wanna hear a story, fam?

Aiight, bet.

I'ma set it...

Son...

Niggiss wuz juss gittin ryte one nyte.

You feel me?

And so I rolled two els and strolled to dat park at dat spot you juss menchinned. It was, like... midnite...

Word pass...

You feel me?

Son...

As I wuz walkin thru the park... I came upon a bush, son... And I heard noises emanatin frum the bush, son. Emanate mean, like... to come frum.

Word pass...

Niggiss thought the Almighty wuz about to speak and shut shit down, son.

So, as soon as I'm bout to remove my sandals and prostrate myself before the Almighty, I get a lil closer and I see a nigga -- minus his mufuckin trousers -- jackhammering another dude's ass, son!!!

Worrrrrrrrrrd PASS, my dude!!!

Oh... Word! And prostrate mean to, like, lay down and shit when you praise the Almighty.

SON!!!

No bullshit, son...

So, I keep it movin, ascend to the summit.

Smoke one of my els.

And while I'm on the phone rappin to dis one bitch, the same nigga who was bonin in the bushes start walkin tward me.

Fam...

Why dis nigga say, "You want sum, too?"

Fam!!!

I said, "Nigga, I'm GOOD! You straight."

Word pass...

Peace to The Brotherhood of Sun Possessors, tho...

 

hahaha thats hilarious!!!!

the el you are my hero

 

is this a true story?
funny as hell

and who are these sun possessors man?

word up, cross, pass, you feel me?

 

what does that have to do with Malcolm X other than the fact you said the "N" word which is racist

 

Harder to read than 1337

 

LMFAO

Never a mediocre post from you.

 

hahaha good story. that's funny as hell.

 

i agree

never a fucking answer to my ? either...

 

Lol, maybe you should invest 30 seconds in the search bar. I seem to recall a thread with the exact title...

 

the search button sucks balls. it'd be pretty easy to just type an answer too