no failure here! i'm back. just took a couple of days off. ok, lets see here. off the top of my head, i'll tell you about, the guy who had his girlfriends', dog who bit his dick. this happen a little after dawn; one morning this guy came into the er, wearing a long winter coat during the summer. he ask lisa (the nurse) if he could see the doctor. lisa told him, she had to know why he needed to see the doctor. after lisa had badgerd the guy for awhile, he finally broke down and told her his story. most of the time, when they come in and won't tell you what happened, you can bet, most likely they done something stupid to themselves, or someone did something stupid to them, and now they need medical care for it. i was in the file office when lisa returned to the disk, she was fighting to keep from laughing. i just knew this had to be good story, so, i asked her what was going down. this guy girlfriend work nights and, he drank a few beers too many, and passed out in frount of the tv. in the morning, when he got up, he went to take a shower. after he finished his shower, and was drying himself off, his girlfriend's small dog came walking into the bathroom. mr. hungover got the "great" ideal to shake his dick at the dog. well, the little dog jump up and grab his dick in its' mouth. the guy let out a scream, that scared the dog so bad, that he let go of mr. hungover dick, and the dog ran off and hid. the dog had bitten clean through the guys dick, and he could not stop it from bleeding. that was his reason for comming to the er. some time later, dr. luna came out of the examing room, and he was lecturing mr. hungover. i heard dr. luna tell him: "from now, on be more carefull where you wiggle your willie. next time you may not be so lucky!"
roflmao, one time I got out of the shower and was standing my the bed, my cat reached over and slapped the shit out of my dick with her nails. So I slapped her back in the head with my dick and she just ran off...
yeah, those "one eyed trouser snakes" don't just spit, they can strike too! one time while i was getting dressed, my dog was on the bed and, she reached over and licked my dick. i just pushed her away. i think it happens at times, that pets do things like that.
