Will putting cellophane over my lips prevent me from getting the swine flu?

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  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    Am thinking of doing this when kissing. Also will do when orally interacting with other body parts.
     
  2. agentslander

    agentslander Member

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    If your partner is showing signs of the flu you should avoid it at all costs anyway.Cellophane might just make it impossible for you to breathe right, but the high of passing out could be fun? Erotic asphyxiation by cellophane.
     
  3. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    wrap your whole body ... just in case.. make sure to secure it with duct tape.
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    It certainly will. :cheers2:
     
  5. TheChaosFactor

    TheChaosFactor Senior Member

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    Holy shit, you're still alive!

    It will stop swine flu, drooling, and breathing effectively..... The first is a definite result of the last, just FYI.
     
  6. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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  7. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    :piggy::piggy:
     
  8. eyeagainsteye

    eyeagainsteye Member

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    I have been putting grocery bags over my head...seems to be effective
     
  9. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    I am starting to build a city under a glass dome to prevent myself from contracting the virus.
     
  10. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    thanks guys for the suggestions, will get right on it

    another option is to pay the few millions the russians want to take you into space and then pay extra for an extended stay
     
  11. Deranged

    Deranged Senor Member

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    you know, i actually hear bubble wrap is more effective.
     
  12. mrs_hendrix

    mrs_hendrix Member

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    bahahahahaha....
     

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