If your partner is showing signs of the flu you should avoid it at all costs anyway.Cellophane might just make it impossible for you to breathe right, but the high of passing out could be fun? Erotic asphyxiation by cellophane.
Holy shit, you're still alive! It will stop swine flu, drooling, and breathing effectively..... The first is a definite result of the last, just FYI.
put that expanding foam insulation stuff in all your orifices. that should stop the swine flue http://www.castlewholesalers.com/RED-DEVIL-0909-FOAM-FILL-Expanding-Poly-Foam-Seal-12oz.html
thanks guys for the suggestions, will get right on it another option is to pay the few millions the russians want to take you into space and then pay extra for an extended stay