Will putting cellophane over my lips prevent me from getting the swine flu?

Am thinking of doing this when kissing. Also will do when orally interacting with other body parts.

 

If your partner is showing signs of the flu you should avoid it at all costs anyway.Cellophane might just make it impossible for you to breathe right, but the high of passing out could be fun? Erotic asphyxiation by cellophane.

 

wrap your whole body ... just in case.. make sure to secure it with duct tape.

 

It certainly will. :cheers2:

 

Holy shit, you're still alive!

It will stop swine flu, drooling, and breathing effectively..... The first is a definite result of the last, just FYI.

 

put that expanding foam insulation stuff in all your orifices. that should stop the swine flue

http://www.castlewholesalers.com/RED-DEVIL-0909-FOAM-FILL-Expanding-Poly-Foam-Seal-12oz.html

 

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I have been putting grocery bags over my head...seems to be effective

 

I am starting to build a city under a glass dome to prevent myself from contracting the virus.

 

thanks guys for the suggestions, will get right on it

another option is to pay the few millions the russians want to take you into space and then pay extra for an extended stay

 

you know, i actually hear bubble wrap is more effective.

 

bahahahahaha....