I come from a world in the solar system called planet earth

Yes that's right, it's the third planet from the sun, the others are pretty much uninhabitable by creatures, they are either too cold or too hot or too gassy/liquidy which basically means you have nowhere to stand. The sun is a huge star, very bright and it sits in the middle of of it somewhere. The solar system is somewhere in the middle of the milky way galaxy, not sure exactly where though because it's hard to tell from the ground, but we have pretty advanced astronomical techniques so I'm sure someone could tell you if you really wanted to know.

So, where you do you guys come from. Do you live on a nice planet. It's not too bad here, I mean there's loads of shit to deal with, war, disease, capitalism and that, but we also have lots of nice things to enjoy such as music, drugs and sex.

I'd like to know what vegetables grow in your world. On this world we have potatoes, carrots, turnips, cabbages and loads of other ones. And we also have sweet tasting vegetables that grow in the air called fruit. They are really nice sometimes for a change, and you can also eat them without boiling them.

Please come and visit us on planet earth, we would really love to have a ride in your space ship.

 

I was told to never talk to humans....:conehead:...

They're scary..humans are...

 

Im from Earth too...we have so much in common...we should be friends :cheers2:

 

I live on a green star...

 

There was a bad Tim Allen movie with a pretty cool premise, they were busted sci fi stars whos shows were rebroadcast and watched by chump aliens who wanted the tv stars help to save their world or something.

 

By Grabthars hammer...by the sons of Worvan....you shall be avenged

 

I Live In My Own World...

I Mix In The Best Company..(me).

My Best Friend Is A Handsome Brute....(me of course).

Always Enjoy Intelligent Conversation...(with me).

Have Hot Sex On Demand..(with me).

I Iz Happy Here In My World.

You Can Keep Your Planet Earth..



Cheers Glen.

 

as a man, i am told that i hail from mars.

 

Greetings,

I lived on Pluto, until we were kicked out of the equation. I'm looking for a new place to stay. Got any room?

 

I'm a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. I thought of visiting your planet sometime but then I first have to know in which solar system you guys are exactly. Oh, I'm not entirely sure about which galaxy neither. Thanks in advance

 

Hello Asmodean, very nice to meet you. I hope you can understand our languages. Anyway, we have this thing on earth called google, and I did a search for you a found this map. I hope it helps you find us. We live next to the star called "Sun". By the way, when you get here there are different parts to planet earth, most people tend to live on the solid bit, avoid the blue coloured stuff when you get here. And there are different countries as well, some are very friendly where as others are downright hostile, so be careful. Probably best if you bring a phasor or some kind of advanced technological space weapon with you.

 

Thanks for the tips, I'll bring my supersonic lasso for sure. Why avoid the blue stuff?

 

The blue stuff is water, we call them oceans and they are fucking massive. You can go there but you'll need a boat, or be able to swim very well.

 

My world is nice.
It is warm - strangely warm, infact.
The weather never alters.
It has food at a reasonable price and comes my way fairly quickly.
I even get a smile from the person bringing it.
Thankfuly we have what you would describe as "meat" and "veg" as this particular inhabitant doesn't eat meat - YUCK.

Food on my planet:



If you are ever in the neighbourhood, do join me.
We will share what on my world we call a "thick shake".

 

I used your earthly google device and found out that what you call Water is a different word for H2O. We have that on my homeplanet as well, although it's purple here. I suppose I didn't understand you very well, you mean you can't move over water without some kind of vehicle?

 

Yes Mr Asmodean, humans require boats to travel across H20, only the very strong swimmers like Duncan Goodhew can traverse the oceans by swimming. There are loads of creature that live in the H20 though, but they are inferior beings and not worth really bothering with, unless you are hungry.

I am very intruiged to hear that your H20 is purple, ours is actually transparent and the blue is from the colour of the sky, or space, reflecting off it.

What colour is your weed there. We have green, orange and purple weed here.

 

It's caused to be purple by the reflection here as well of course. I'm just trying to speak earthly language as proper as you earthlings. Why do you call these beings inferior? We have contacts with Megaptera novaeangliaes for millennia