Mosquito

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Dayzed Dreamer, May 6, 2009.

  1. Dayzed Dreamer

    Dayzed Dreamer Member

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    Here come the mosquito planes! They fly so low! It flew right over my apt building, sounded like we were being bombed or something. I swear if I would have been on my balcony I would be deaf right now.

    Fucking wretched creatures biting me every time I step outside, I hate them.

    Do mosquitos even serve a purpose?
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    they keep people in their houses.
     
  3. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    We dont have mosquito spraying planes, we have trucks that drive around fogging the neighborhood. it works well. There's still mosquitos, but not as bad.
    I hate mosquitos. They love me. it sucks. others can just sit by and get stung once or twice, but I get bit constantly. :mad: :mad:
     
  4. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    oh, now i get what he was talking about. i thought he was calling the mosquitos planes because they're so loud... :eek:



    good thing he's not in new york, or there would have been mass panic... :rolleyes:
     
  5. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    she, is closer to the coast than I am. they probably need more spraying than we do.
     
  6. Dayzed Dreamer

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    It is awful here. i'm not sure how well those spray planes actually work! I think they gave up on trucks a long time ago, I haven't seen one in years.

    The mosquito patrol is out too, if you have old tires or any junk holding stagnant water (breeding ground) you can be fined.

    As much as we all hate mosquito season down here, get this, we have a mosquito festival every year... The Great Texas Mosquito Festival, as they call it. There is a giant inflated mosquito, food, beer, rides, games, live music and a mosquito legs contest. You get a can of OFF when you buy a ticket.

    insane lil town that I live in.
     
  7. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Hahahahaha thats hilarious.
     
  8. lynzxx

    lynzxx Senior Member

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    ahhh i HATE mosquitos... thats the one good thing bout livin in a cold country:rolleyes: ... wen i go on holidas they eat me alive :mad: i didn no there was even such thing as mosquito planes?? :confused: now i know...learn somethin new everyday :D
     
  9. Dayzed Dreamer

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    Yeah, they are modified crop duster planes. They fly super low and fog us out once or twice a month.
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    you guys just need to build up your immunity from them
     
  11. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    How do you build an immunity to mosquitos?
    I aint reeking of garlic or citronella. puke.
    Im a girl, I like to smell flowery.
     
  12. Dayzed Dreamer

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    For Real! Citronella is the worst! I dont wear repellant at all, it stinks.

    If theres a way to build up immunity, I have never heard of it. I have lived in mosquito land all my life and I have concluded that you just have to deal with it. Nothing is going to stop the lil fuckers biting you. I do get some satisfaction when I swat one and the blood spats everywhere, asshole mosquito had it coming.
     
  13. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Hahahahaha too fucking true.
    My bro in law makes em pop.

    He tenses up whatever muscle Theyre on and they get stuck, get full of blood and pop. its gross but funny.

    I cover myself in OFF!
    but the skintastic one that doesnt stink and doesnt make you sticky.
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Deet Ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  15. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    I HATE skeeters. I live near a swamp so they are everywhere. I have a bite on my ear. :cuss: Hilder that is sick...crazy bro-n-law.
     
  16. twang

    twang on the run

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    that works? i might have to try it...
    i'm one of the unlucky mofo's that mosquito's will pick on even when there's other people around. wonder what it is...
    I fucking hate bugs -_-
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Just as much of a purpose as people serve.

    Hell, I probably like most mosquitoes better than I like most people.
     
  18. Dayzed Dreamer

    Dayzed Dreamer Member

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    thats awesome! I'll try the skintastic, I've seen it but never tried it.
     
  19. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    Its awesome man, It makes your skin soft.
    the spray bottle is kinda lame, but it works.
     

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