Starting Master Cleanse today!

So day one of the master cleanse. Does anyone have any experience with this cleanse or detox? My friend told me to try it, so I'm giving it a shot. Wish me luck. I'll make this my log from day to day and let you all know what i think. haha

 

What a coincidence, I'm smoking weed right now.

 

how long are you doing it?

 

Well until I'm finished the joint.

 

I think he was talking to the other guy/girl :tongue:

 

Why the detox? For a job?

 

.....You mean there's a transexual person on the site?

:hat:

 

Are we talking about Transexual Cleaning again? I thought we already talked about that......

 

lol.

I plan on doing it for 10 days or 15 max and yeah its for a job possibly. I'm looking for summer jobs and I know some don't test but others might so I want to make sure I can pass. Also, I would like to cleanse my body, I haven't done a detox for 2 years.

 

cleanses/detoxes are all gimicks and a waste of money, get some suplements eat a bit healthier and you'll be better off then wasting your money and starving yourself for a week.

 

best detox is to fast for two days just drinking water...doesnt sound fun but its like washing the inside of your body, I do it every now and then. You feel great afterwards and that first meal is mind blowing

 

cranberry juice!!

 

Hmm, if it's just for a job then the master cleanse isn't the way to go. It's powerful at cleaning toxins but not really that great with drugs..

I'd recommend:
a) exercise. Lots of it.
b) drink shitloads of water, AT LEAST half a gallon a day, if not more.

And if you have a test, stop that regime 3 days before it, you don't want the toxins to still be being flushed when you test